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Captain Rudolf Larrson

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in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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When I was young, Rudolf Larsson, lived across the road from us. He was a retired Norwegian sea captain and had long flowing flame red locks and a full beard. No-one in the neighbourhood ever went on holiday or arranged a wedding without consulting Captain Rudi because his weather forecasts were always accurate."My daughter's getting married on August 17th" - "Make sure that the outside photos are taken before 3 o'clock as it will rain at about 3:30 but only for one hour". "Late spring holiday? Just a bit colder than usual but no rain". I have never known him to be wrong!

I must have been about 8 or 9 when I asked Mum, "How can Captain Rudi tell what the weather will do?

"Well, son.........................

Rudolf the red knows rain, deer!"

A graduate of the Libya School of Humor!

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No, just aiming to post 'the worst ever Christmas joke' :o

Oh my word!!!

arghhh.....

nice one :o

A nice build up: but the punchline was a bit corny IMHO!

(No smart replies about kettles and pans please).

A nice build up: but the punchline was a bit corny IMHO!

(No smart replies about kettles and pans please).

What? The kettle calling the pan electric?

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