You Gotta Love Robin Williams......even If He's Nuts!

[razor]

Robin Williams Plan for the US

see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not

heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our

"interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler,

Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those

"good 'ole' boy s", we will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world,

starting with Germany , South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines.

They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one

allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs

together and leave We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the

remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom

or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and

limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a

terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it

yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We

don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are

the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back

home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become

self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting

sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the

Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries

$10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.

They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the

wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in

the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for

seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give

them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very

little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island

someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides,

the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal

aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school.

That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we

speak is ENGLISH. learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your

tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's

yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "

Razor....

[Diablo Bob]

Unfortunately, he isn't being serious.......

He is just making fun of people like me, an American conservative, who agree on many of his points, but not all.

Nos. 2, 5, 6, 9 an 10 are A-OK the rest................ a little to radical for me.

[mittheimp]

Nothing to do with his politics (which i'm unaware of) I hate Robin Williams with a passion - I try to avoid every film he has ever starred in and will openly curse his name if ever brought up in conversation. There are many reasons why - such as the toe curling performane in Goodmorning Vietnam, films like Jack and Flubber - but i suppose the final scene in Dead poets society is the clincher - i defy anyone to watch that without hurling something heavy at the TV screen!

[Jamie]

Mit,

Do you also include his work in "Mork and Mindy"?

[Jeff1]

Mit,

Do you also include his work in "Mork and Mindy"?

Hey, Mork and Mindy was great!!

Im Mork from ork..........

I also agree with his policy's.

[coldcrush]

Did he used tobe in a boy band?

[Totster]

Moved to the pub...

totster

[mittheimp]

Mit,

Do you also include his work in "Mork and Mindy"?

The only interesting thing about Mork and Mindy was a character in an episode called Arnold <deleted>, presumably made before the understanding of the term was common throughout the U.S. This episode was shown in the afternoon on CH4 in the UK to loads of complaints!!

[johnnyk]

Nothing to do with his politics (which i'm unaware of) I hate Robin Williams with a passion - I try to avoid every film he has ever starred in and will openly curse his name if ever brought up in conversation. There are many reasons why - such as the toe curling performane in Goodmorning Vietnam, films like Jack and Flubber - but i suppose the final scene in Dead poets society is the clincher - i defy anyone to watch that without hurling something heavy at the TV screen!

Nice to know I'm not alone.

He does nothing for me and I wouldn't cross the street for him.

He has no wit only manic schtick.

[ourmanflint]

This is a fake from 2003, an urban that went round by email. The only part Robin Williams actually said, was the last one

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your

tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's

yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "

[Tony Clifton]

URBAN LEGEND

Search Google: Robin Williams+urban legend

Enjoy the deception

[ourmanflint]

Is there an echo in here....

Edited December 18, 2006 by ourmanflint