Ritz Hotel

[Prudent_rabbit]

A chap staying at the Ritz Hotel in London removes a card offering sexual services from a telephone box on Piccadilly. Back at the hotel he rings the number. A lady with a silky soft voice answers and asks if she can be of assistance. The gentleman says, "I'd like a blow*job, a missionary s*hag, some doggie-style, some mild bondage, finishing off with a tit w*ank. Is that OK? The lady says: "It sounds intriguing sir, but you might like to press 9 first to get an outside line. "

[Little Black Duck]

A chap staying at the Ritz Hotel in London removes a card offering sexual services from a telephone box on Piccadilly. Back at the hotel he rings the number. A lady with a silky soft voice answers and asks if she can be of assistance. The gentleman says, "I'd like a blow*job, a missionary s*hag, some doggie-style, some mild bondage, finishing off with a tit w*ank. Is that OK? The lady says: "It sounds intriguing sir, but you might like to press 9 first to get an outside line. "

Kevin Bloody Wilson Strikes Again...

You're not related to the other Wabbit are you ??

Edited December 20, 2006 by Little Black Duck

[kayo]

DUCK!!!! BEHAVE... Prudent rabbit is a gentleman and a prudent one..

I'm just a bum and a careless one.