Christmas Carols For The Psychologically Challenged

[DFCarlson]

Christmas Carols for the Psychologically challenged:

Schizophrenia -- Do you hear what I hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder -- We three Queens disoriented are.

Amnesia -- I don't know if i'll be home for Christmas.

Narcissistic -- Hark the Herald Angels sing about me. .

Full Personality Disorder -- You better watch out, i'm going to cry, i'm going to pout, maybe i'll tell you why.

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder -- Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells......

Agoraphobia -- I heard the bells on Christmas Day but wouldn't leave my house.

Senile Dementia -- Walking in a winter wonderland miles from my house in my slippers and robe.

Oppositional Defiant Disorder -- I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus, so I burned down the house.

Social Anxiety Disorder -- Have yourself a Merry little Christmas while I sit here and hyperventilate

Manic -- Deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and buses and ....

Paranoid -- Santa Claus is coming to town to get me.

Borderline Personality Disorder -- Thoughts of roasting on an open fire.

[suegha]

These did make me laugh out loud!