Are You Feeling Crapulous After Too Much Food And Drink..

[libya 115]

William Shakespeare walked into a pub and the Landlord said;

"Im sorry mate but I can't serve you",

"Why not?" enquired Shakespeare,

"Because you're Bard"

[suegha]

Very good indeed!!!

[The Dan Sai Kid]

It's not hard to maker you laugh Suegha!!

[Little Black Duck]

William Shakespeare walked into a pub and the Landlord said;

"Im sorry mate but I can't serve you",

"Why not?" enquired Shakespeare,

"Because you're Bard"

Libbie...You really should be Bard !!!!

[suegha]

It's not hard to maker you laugh Suegha!!

It didn't quite make me laugh, I just liked the absurdity of the proposition!

[libya 115]

David Beckham walks into a pub.

The landlord says;

"A pint of your usual, David?"

Beckham replies;

"No, just a half, then I'm off"