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over the years we always see girls pay traffic stops 

handing phone number or police will follow them home

the wife says they pay with pussy 

many dept do same

but i saw a good one yesterday

next door the husband a truck driver is always away

the wife a school teacher has a evening drink at small country bar near

they have been wanting to fill small dam at back house

 they have been excavating ground near bar /must have conned a driver 

a truck of dirt arrived but couldn't get near dam asthe ground is to wet

she told him if couldn't drop in dam no pussy

 he revved the truck till the clutch was stinking then dropped load 

she yelled at him no pussy 

driver left with a burnt out clutch

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I believe it is, yes. It is the same all over the world.

 

I had a lemonade round back in the old country and an attractive young lady had ran up quite a tab.

I called to the door asking for the bill to be settled. She came to the door with a very sheer and short negligee on. She asked the total and when I told her, she just lifted up what she was wearing and said "Can you take it out of this?"

 

For a brief moment I was dumbfounded and flustered. When I finally came round, I responded by saying "Have you got anything smaller!"  :passifier:

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I think the OP needs to wash his keyboard out with soap and clean up his language use:

 

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9) You will not post inflammatory messages on the forum, or attempt to disrupt discussions to upset its participants, or trolling. Trolling can be defined as the act of purposefully antagonizing other people on the internet by posting controversial, inflammatory, irrelevant or off-topic messages with the primary intent of provoking other users into an emotional response or to generally disrupt normal on-topic discussion.

 

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