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Head Joke


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A man goes into a bar with his son for his 18th birthday.

His son only has a head because he was born without a torso and limbs.

The man orders two pints, the son drinks his, and BAM he instantly grows a torso, Everyone is amazed and the barman hands the son another pint, the son drinks his second pint and BAM, he grows limbs.

The son ecstatic and runs around rejoicing, he runs out of the pub and straight into the path of an oncoming lorry, SPLAT the son is killed instantly.

The barman turns to the father and says "he should of quit while his was ahead". :o

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