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Aesthetically, the chrome plated bog roll holder lets the artwork down somewhat.

Good morning, Dave...

Roads - where we're going, we don't need roads.

Life is a movie. Currently we are in the early stages of Idiocracy, to be followed by a short period of WALL-E. The Children of Men will be the ultimate finale. Assuming the birthrate does manage to exceed 1.0 in the next few centuries, I can see historians of the 25th century scratching their heads about the cause of the downfall of 21st century civilization in much the same way as we contemplate the demise of the Phoenicians and Egyptians. They will wonder aghast as to why a society that became so wealthy could disappear suddenly within a few decades. Just ask Julius Ceaser.

And yet the password given to me for Thai Immigration login is something like hfldhlkjafhsajkhhhh&*88jncdc9JHJk03jjdbc&gh. Go figure.

Cat Burglars are supposed to shimmy up chateau drain-pipes and steal priceless jewelry without being detected, leaving the police totally baffled. A pair of Som-Chai's nicking a gate and copper wire, then loading their loot into a pickup truck in full view of a surveillance camera just doesn't cut it. Muppet Burglars is a more apt description.

...or Welsh or Aussie.

If her fellow Russians considered her to be loud and intrusive, that's really saying something.

Contemplating what non-Brits or Antipodeans will make of your ginger nuts.

Ties don't really go well with a Chang wife-beater, beer stained cargo shorts, and flip-flops. But I'll give it a crack.

Hang on a minute - I'm sure I saw this plot play out in a Thai TV series a few years ago.

Government bureaucrats 'tink too mut'. What's next, making salted peanuts a controlled substance?

Britain will be ruled by Sharia law by 2050. It will become the Spain of 1050.

How do you know the world is totally forked up? When a judge believes that a woman (with a 5 o'clock shadow) raped a girl with her penis, when she was a man.

Imagine what carnage Elon could unleash if he was let loose on the Thai government feudal system.