An open letter from the Thai government to Foreigners:
Dear Foreigners,
please rescue us from our household debt, which we have incurred because of our financial acumen. In return we let you buy our land, which will be held in stewardship for 99 years by the Thai government for you, because you may not own it. When you die at a zebra crossing all claims re that land revert to the State.
Your generous contribution may or may not be used to reduce the household debt, depending on the findings of relevant committees and what they had for lunch.
Keep in mind that any existing laws of ownership and their enforcement are subject to change by the government du jour and the whim of the police force.
To sweeten the deal we are offering a coupon for a one time beach chair rental in Pattaya, use at your own risk, sun exposure may cause skin cancer.
Yours insincerely,
All of the Shins and a bunch of Others