britmaveric Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 (edited) A bizarre case of extreme house intrusion First we would like to warn you that this story contains information of a graphic nature and reader discretion is advised. A bizarre story now from our colleagues in Sattahip District. It begun with a call to the local Police Station by the owner of house number 28/15, Khun Gaechadaruk aged 22. She claimed that an intruder had just been inside her room and left as soon as the owner arrived. This is certainly not the end of the story. She claims that she opened the door to her bedroom and caught the man masturbating whilst watching a pornographic movie and at the same time he was placing the woman’s underwear on his face. Police Lieutenant Colonel Bumroong from Sattahip Police Station was assigned to the case and remained composed throughout despite the unusual circumstances. It appears that the man took a TV and VCD player from the living room into the bedroom along with a picture of the house owner. He then pleasured himself more than once inside the bedroom indicated by semen stains on the bed sheets. When the owner arrived, he ran past her, down the stairs and out of the front door with two pairs of her underwear in his hand. No further description of the man was available and the hunt for the suspect is now taking place. -Pattaya City News Tuesday 1st November 2005 Edited November 1, 2005 by britmaveric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattaya_Fox Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 Another knicker thieving w***ker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxexile Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 wot !!!! no picture of the sheets !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britmaveric Posted November 1, 2005 Author Share Posted November 1, 2005 wot !!!! no picture of the sheets !!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Possibly could be Tax.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxexile Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 on second thoughts ..... better not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tywais Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 It appears that the man took a TV and VCD player from the living room into the bedroom along with a picture of the house owner. She must have been some looker. Probably was the 'handy' man responsible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davethailand Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 hehehehe durty fecker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thetyim Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 If he gets caught I wonder what the charge will be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxexile Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 whatever it is it will leave a stain on his character. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbojangles Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 If he gets caught I wonder what the charge will be. I don't know but he's already got his "Briefs" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattaya_Fox Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 ..Should be easy to spot if he`s running around Pattaya with a pair of knickers on his head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbojangles Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 ..Should be easy to spot if he`s running around Pattaya with a pair of knickers on his head He could always claim it is a case of "Thong Identity" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britmaveric Posted November 1, 2005 Author Share Posted November 1, 2005 Have to admit - this is so bloody surreal - I quite imagine it was indeed hard to keep from laughing for the Men In Brown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davethailand Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 Has'nt he been "discharged" already? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattaya_Fox Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 A bizarre case of extreme house intrusion Police Lieutenant Colonel Bumroong <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think that the Copper in charge should soon get to the Bottom of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbojangles Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 (edited) A bizarre case of extreme house intrusion Police Lieutenant Colonel Bumroong I think that the Copper in charge should soon get to the Bottom of it Yeah, but it will be an "Hard un" to prove I just hope he doesn't arrest anybody "Prematurely" Edited November 1, 2005 by mrbojangles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGW Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 Your all COMING to a hasty conclusion, innocent until proven Guilty? Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hm1973 Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 This was a hard story to read on the TV......too funny, but true. The pictures will come tommorow but I am afraid they are not too exciting. Great story though. Fun to make. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aughie Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 A different form of illegal laundering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrincon17 Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 wot !!!! no picture of the sheets !!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> THATS JUST GROSS. I BET YOU WANTED TO SHAKE HANDS WITH HIM TOO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patex Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 Not too funny at all... Wasn't the first time he did it. And the Plutaluang police does nothing than sit around and giggle. Stupid fcukers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opothai Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 what no tissue, messy sod, he's no respect for other peoples property obviously he had a fully loaded weapon, good job for the owner he shot off quickly i hope they penalize him, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnboi Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 Hopefully the police will 'sniff' out this culprit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daleyboy Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 Anyone seen the doc over the last day or two? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaipwriter Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 you couldn't make it up! fancy coming home to find a burglar having a barclays on ya bed, doing scratch and sniff with a pair of your dirty knickers on his head. I hope the burglar is not too traumatised by his ordeal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheeky Farang Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 Wonder if there were any SKID MARKS, ( I mean as the police drove thier cars there like a bat out of hel_l ) but in the end I bet they get to the "crutch" of the matter in hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 A bizarre case of extreme house intrusion Police Lieutenant Colonel Bumroong <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think that the Copper in charge should soon get to the Bottom of it <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The lady saw him coming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Anyone seen the doc over the last day or two? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I suspect a lotta peeps have open your eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toastwars Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 he'd have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling skids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daleyboy Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Anyone seen the doc over the last day or two? I suspect a lotta peeps have open your eyes They were open doc, just couldnt see because of these bloody knickers that are stuck on my head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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