Lemsta69

I'm not an ajarn. Only sycophants who've gone troppo describe themselves as such. At any rate I'm too busy getting plastered on Patpong to delve into such weighty mattresses. Oops...matters.

You have much to learn grasshopper.

Riding a taxi motosai and riding a Chaang are completely different beasts, pun intended. Both myself and the 'win' are making a conscious decision to engage in a potentially perilous activity. That, and I'm not poking the poor beast with metal spikes instead of a gentler method that I've read about. Not sure why you bring BritTim"s unfortunate incident up here, he was not a passenger on a mototaxi in Pattaya.

If you were drunk then it's OK. If not then I think you should make merit for such a grievous sin. 500 baht and a wai should do the trick.

I'll explain it to you when you reach puberty.

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Thais are amateurs compared to your mob Bogs. Even Blind Freddy can see that.

You missed out man. One of my favourite things was to walk out of my hotel and clap my hands in the air to summon the Moto boys to take me to Walking Street every night. Good times.

So are English soccer fans!

I'm 54 soon so hopefully I've got a few more years of dicing death left 🙏🙏🙏

Not everyone's a scam artist like you so we can't afford such a lifestyle. Be grateful that you were born with the shyster's gene. And yes, I've worked with overpaid "IT" people like you. 10 dudes in a conference room doing everything but get the job done. By the time you lot are paid there's no money left to actually implement a proper system.

What's his number? 😁

Yeah I expect there's an age when you just won't be able to handle it. I'll find out in a few short years 😉

Been riding motorcycle taxis in Patts since NYE 1997, never a problem yet.

you said nothing of the kind. but I'll forgive you because it seems to have been an autocorrect/proofread fail

I like Stolichnaya vodka with freshly squeezed Australian orange juice. Can't reproduce the taste here because the local oranges are a wee bit different (much sweeter).

I used to point in the direction of "Jomtiem" but I didn't get many hits. Seems to work better on the other routes but that was a veeeery long time ago in the good old 5 baht days.

If they were so dangerous we'd be reading about it every day here on the esteemed AN. Juddy and his crew at TPN would be all over it like a Bangkok sewer rat after the bins are put out. Is it really the danger or do you struggle to mount a motorcycle? Lord knows I have a lot of trouble and I'm still a young pup, especially so at 3AM, so I can sympathize 😉

Sounds like all the old penshos on here 😉

I see old kathoeys quite often. Edit: I see them walk past the bar from time to time, I don't see them 😅

Why don't you just take a Bolt motosai instead of a greasy songthaew? It's much more exciting anyway because they don't know that you're going to give them a nice tip so they double-time it for the 40 baht pittance on offer 😂

It's not only white people that want to come and live here on the cheap. Or do you think that 'farang' means all foreigners? Plenty of countries out there that aren't to the standard of 'farangland'. And there I was thinking you were a proper 'journalist' and that the locals are all ignorant 😹

I think it's 'ken hilarious. Did he bother to look K. Chaang in the eye and ask him/her if they were happy about being his beast of burden? I've only been up close and personal with a Chaang once in my life, many moons ago on Sexy Soi Six. The mahouts forced a small Chaang to come up to tourists sitting in the bars and ask them for 20 baht to feed the poor thing some potatoes or whatever the hell was in the little plastic bag. I looked into it's eye and it looked sad and lonesome. Why would you be happy if some greasy peasant was jabbing you behind the ear with a sharp metal stick and making you dance for stoopid hoomans? I spoke to the Chaang and said sorry that you are not free but I can't do anything to help you or I'll be in chains like you so please eat the little bag of potatoes and don't go rogue on me 😂

lapse in judgement? you mean "willful ignorance", right?

Of course they deserved what they got. The knowledge of the world at their fingertips but they decide to stay ignorant and abuse the beautiful Chaang anyway.