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My Thai wife has a son from a previous marriage - husband died. Could not ask for a better son in law. 2 years ago graduated with Electronical Engineering Degree and now has excellent job with Seagate in Korat. Why do people paint all with the same brush???

How many of the Russians are leaving?

Why are you here?

Get there by Helicopter I presume!!

What is the difference between good Sex and a good Dump? You don't have to cuddle and kiss the turd for 10 mins afterwards. ????

My family and I will need to overnight in Bangkok between flights. Looking for a family friendly hotel not too far from airport where we can comfortably overnight to catch early morning flight out. Budget approx 2000 baht for a family room (2 adults and 2 kids) Thanks on advance!!!

Just a report back on how things went. We had only 2 hours between scheduled international landing and next domestic flight. (8:30 am and 10:25am) Needless to say we landed about 20 mins late - had to abort landing and recircle etc as there was a "dead animal on runway" Anyway as had kids were sent to priority lane and were straight through. Other queues were no more than 10 mins. Baggage another 10 mins or so. This is when things took a surprising turn. Went up to a lady to enquire as to which Thai Smile Queue was the correct one for our check in. She took it upon herself to take us to the self check in kiosk and checked us all in straight away. She then took us over to the self check in for bags and handled all that as well - including moving goods between bags so they were not overweight. All in all about another 10 mins so we were well in time for connection. I must say a BIG thank you to this lady and Thai Smile - such service well appreciated after a couple of long flights overnight with kids in tow.

I am flying in in a few days but as I have a connecting flight so was wondering what the wait times through immigration and customs were currently at the airport. Thanks in advance.

I bet you were Class Monitor at School

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Nice Breasts

Can you pop over to Svalbard from Antarctica for a beer and a <deleted> then back again on Friday nights,

My best friends Chalong Police. A few years back coming along the road from the pier on my motorbike at about 20km/hr some young d*ckhead came screaming out from a side road and T boned me. Cut a long story short an hour or so later i had to hand over 1000 baht to the d*ckhead and another 1000 to constable plod for reckless driving. Oh what a fun day that was!!!!

They are already training them!!

Or just invite him over.

The Filipina accent drives me up the wall.

Wonder how that happened!!

I am intrigued by all of this - do you mean that there are no pensioners in the UK, as they could not survive on their pensions?

Or in the mirror!!

Does it have an engine?