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On 12/5/2022 at 8:21 PM, Jumbo1968 said:

My partners mother was cremated a couple of weeks ago, I was never asked to make a contribution, no idea how much it cost.

Helpful comment!!

8 hours ago, Hummin said:

Svalbard is good for both, and the majority of female workers there is from Thailand and the largest population of workers who is not Norwegian.

 

https://www.asiaportal.info/mayfrom-thailand-svalbard-migration-margins-an-magritt-jensen/

Can you pop over to Svalbard from Antarctica for a beer and a <deleted> then back again on Friday nights,

My best friends Chalong Police.

A few years back coming along the road from the pier on my motorbike at about 20km/hr some young d*ckhead came screaming out from a side road and T boned me.

Cut a long story short an hour or so later i had to hand over 1000 baht to the d*ckhead and another 1000 to constable plod for reckless driving.

Oh what a fun day that was!!!!

On 8/1/2022 at 6:00 PM, Lucky Bones said:

Then take Britmans advice and share the love.

Or just invite him over.

19 hours ago, Boomer6969 said:

1st marriage

 

Back in 1980 I had applied, with my [Pink] Girl friend, for immigrant visas to Australia. At the embassy they were satisfied that my skills were in high demand, but definitely not those of my PGF. So, marriage became the easiest solution to make the trip together. 

 

2nd marriage

 

Some 30 years later my Thai girl friend got pregnant...

Wonder how that happened!!

5 minutes ago, Golden Triangle said:

I have 3 pensions, state,military & private, I would be unable to survive on them in the UK, fortunately they provide a comfortable living in Thailand, I also have some personal savings in my UK account which I thankfully don't need to touch.

I am intrigued by all of this - do you mean that there are no pensioners in the UK,  as they could not survive on their pensions?

23 hours ago, OneMoreFarang said:

Not really. If you are a miserable fart then you will find lots of faults even in the right person.

Just look in this forum... 

Or in the mirror!!

17 hours ago, Crossy said:

 

It's a sub from the pub.

 

Does it have an engine?

59 minutes ago, CharlieH said:

Whats a "rube" ?

Good question.

The blurred lines between an article and an advertisement front and center in the OP.

Spray WD40 on the nest - preferably in the dark. Works a treat.

On 6/3/2022 at 4:17 AM, 2 is 1 said:

I have 3 name! Only my son and mom know all of them! All start whit M! Funny when my son  get baptim, that priest told him (lay on my lap) you not pagan anymore! I say but father is! 

Mickey Mouse

30 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

I once lived on the east coast of Taiwan, for many years, in a remote village, with only a dog as my sole companion. 

 

Yet, I can assure you that I never dated my dog. 

No wonder you have gone loopy ????

34 minutes ago, The Fugitive said:

Absolutely, ages 57/58/60 at death seem to repeat all too often.

Yay for me - I have passed these!!

On 5/20/2022 at 12:30 PM, pgrahmm said:

Nope.....

 

She might talk to a neighbor over the fence/low wall for about 10 minutes max....

She overheard a couple of neighbors gossiping & rarely talks with them, but they all get along....She dislikes gossip.....

Once, she spoke to another neighbor (that basically works - then home <cute with great legs>) for about 2 hours & I thought maybe I missed the apocalypse or something.....The neighbors are all long time, settled owners..... 

She might talk to her folks once every two weeks.....Our oldest daughter is in the Uni so they check in a few times a week - never over 10 minutes ...

Friends - rarely, she's got a group of 12 from her Uni days that had formed a study group....Each went on to be successful & their contact over time has dwindled....FB seems to cover all their updates.....

However, when there are family visits they'll prattle on for hours....

I'm actually more visible & outgoing around the Mubaan than she is....

Phone conversations - I've never seen her talk for over 15 minutes....

Are you sure she is Thai???

9 hours ago, Scott said:

I was recently on a train trip (not in Thailand).  The barriers were down, a car was stopped at the barriers and a 2nd car came up behind it, decided it could get through.  The car went around the first car and tried to get across.  It was hit by the train, traveling at 80 MPH (just under 130 KPH).  The train was delayed for 7+ hours.   The two occupants were killed instantly and the car exploded.  

Idiots are not limited to Thailand.  

Probably some Thais on holiday!!

18 minutes ago, JimTripper said:

Does anyone know if there are clubs for Thai women to visit for farang strippers or freelancers?

Ha Ha ask Bruno123 as he may just work in one!!