Zyxel

Sam was walking over fields when he saw the vicar with his arm down a rabbit hole. "Ey oop vicar what are doing" said Sam. "Rabbiting Sam "said the Vicar," Do you want a go"? Sam had a go but caught nothing. The vicar had another go and caught a huge rabbit. What's thy secret" said Sam. The vicar replied " Rub your hand between the wife's legs and the smell will attract the rabbits" Sam went home and saw his wife was bent over the oven so he shoved his hand between her legs. She gave a shudder and then said "Oohhhh good morning Vicar"

A guy walks into a bar and orders a triple vodka. He downs it in one, and orders another. He downs that in one and orders yet a 3rd one “Before you get too drunk,” says the barman, “Perhaps talking about your problem might help?” The guy sighs, “I suppose you’re right. Here goes - I got home early from work and caught my wife in bed having sex with my best friend.” “Ouch! Not cool.” says the barman, “What did you do?” “I lost my temper, I called my wife every vile name I could think of, told her to pack her bags and get the hell out of my house, I’m filing for divorce.” “And how about your best friend? What did you do to him?” “I rolled up the newspaper, whacked him on the nose and said, “Bad dog Rover! Bad dog!!!”