Zyxel

There were 3 men in a nursing home. The first guy says “I wish I could do pee like I used to, but all I can do is drips and dribbles". The second guy says “ I wish I could poop but I strain and strain and nothing". The third guy says “Every morning at 7:30 I pee a river, nonstop. At 7:35 I poop nice and easy, just comes out smooth.” The first guy says “Then what are you griping about?” The third guy says, “Well, I don't get up until 9:30!”