Two blondes walk into the cosmetic department of a major department store and are immediately drawn to a beautiful cut crystal bottle containing a brand new perfume.
The man behind the counter asks if he can be of help.
The first blonde says, “What’s the name of this new perfume?”
He replies, “It’s French and called Venez à Moi, which means Come To Me in English.
The second blonde asks, “May I try some?
The salesman sprays a little on her forearm.
She rubs it in and takes a deep sniff.
She then puts her arm in front of her girlfriend’s nose and says, “Here take a sniff. It doesn’t smell like cum to me. Does it smell like cum to you?”
