Zyxel

Sometime between midnight and 1:30am, our puppy Evie pooped on our rug in the living room. This is the only time she's done this, so it's probably just because we forgot to let her out before we went to bed that night. Now, if you have a detective's mind, you may be wondering how we know the poop occurred between midnight and 1:30am. We were asleep, so how do I know that time frame? Why, friends, that's because our Roomba runs at 1:30am every night, while we sleep. And it found the poop. And so begins the Pooptastrophe. The poohpocalypse. The pooppening. If you have a Roomba, please rid yourself of all distractions and absorb everything I'm about to tell you. Do not, under any circumstances, let your Roomba run over dog poop. If the unthinkable does happen, and your Roomba runs over dog poop, stop it immediately and do not let it continue the cleaning cycle. Because if that happens, it will spread the dog poop over every conceivable surface within its reach, resulting in a home that closely resembles a Jackson Pollock poop painting.

A married couple go to a marriage counselor to work out some problems. The counselor sits them on the couch and says, “For starters, lets talk about something you both have in common.” The husband says “Well, neither of us suck dick.”

Alzheimer's test to be taken regularly by all Men above 50 . Test yourself to see if you got Alzheimer’s Disease . If you are over 50 years , you SHOULD take this Alzheimer's Test . Let us see how fast can you guess these words correctly and fill-in the blanks ? *1. _ _NDOM* *2. F_ _K* *3. P_N_S* *4. PU_S_* *5. S_X* *6. BOO_S* *Answers 😘 *1. RANDOM* *2. FORK* *3. PANTS* *4. PULSE* *5. SIX* *6. BOOKS* Probably , you got all 6 answers wrong . Didn't you ? If so , you do NOT have Alzheimer's because you are still naughty like you were at the age of twenty !! Keep well and keep smiling . Today’s education is over 😂