Zyxel

Even with a thousand games, dolls, and crafts to choose from, a customer at the toy store still couldn’t find a thing for her grandson. “Maybe a video or something educational?” the salesman asked. “No, that’s not it,” she said. They wandered the aisles until something caught her eye: a laser gun with flashing lights and 15 different high-pitched sounds. “This is perfect,” she said, beaming. “My daughter-in-law will hate it.”

A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but didn't want to spend a lot of money. "How much do they cost?" he asked the salesman. "Anything from $2 to $2,000." "Can I see the $2 model?" said the customer. The salesman put the device around the man's neck, and said: "You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down into your pocket." "How does it work?" asked the customer. "For $2, it doesn't work," said the salesman. "But when people see it on you, they'll talk louder."