Zyxel

An anti-Semitic millionaire went to eat in a very expensive and fancy restaurant. A Jewish man with a yarmulke sat down next to him. When the millionaire saw the Jew, he immediately said to the waiter, “Tell me what’s the most expensive meal is in this place and serve a round to everyone in the restaurant but the Jew.”The waiter did this, and people got up to thank the anti-Semite, and the Jewish man also got up and said to him, “Thank you very much!” Then, the anti-Semite asks the waiter which dessert is the most expensive and asks that it be served to everyone but the Jewish man." With that done, everyone gets up and thanks him. The Jew also says, “Thank you very much!”The anti-Semite, already bursting with rage, asks the waiter to serve the most expensive wine to all but the Jew. Again, everyone thanks him, and the Jew also says, “Thank you very much!”The anti-Semite explodes and asks him, “How can you thank me if you are the only one who received nothing?” The Jewish man replies, “I am the owner of this restaurant!"

Two blond women walk into the cosmetic department of a major department store and are immediately intrigued by a beautiful cut crystal bottle containing a new brand of perfume. The man behind the counter asks if he can be of help. The first blonde says, “What’s the name of this perfume?” He replies, “It’s French and called Venez à Moi, which means Come To Me in English. The second blonde asks, “May I try some? The salesman sprays a little on her forearm. She rubs it in and takes a deep sniff. She then puts her arm in front of her girlfriend’s nose and says, “Here take a sniff. It doesn’t smell like cum to me. Does it smell like cum to you?”