Zyxel

An officer on a cruise ship was walking round the decks, mingling with the passengers. It was a blustery day and as two women walked towards him, one in jeans and one in a loose fitting skirt a sudden gust blew the woman's skirt up around her waist to reveal that she had no underwear on. 'It's quite airy isn't it ?" the officer said. The woman snapped back "what did you expect ? Feathers ?"

Two voices, one male and one female, overheard on a plane: "I think everyone's asleep, let's go." "This one's empty ... no-ones looking... you go in first." "It's a bit cramped - let me sit down!" "Have you got the condom? Quick - put it on." Sniff, sniff ,"Ah perfume - you think of everything!" "This is great....." (long sigh!) Static on the loud speaker, then a new voice: "This is the captain speaking, to those two people in the rear toilet. We know what you're doing, and it is expressly forbidden by airline regulations. Now put those cigarettes out and take the condom off the smoke detector."

Adam's first words when he met Eve "Stand back honey I don't know how big this thing gets"

Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant? -She blew them both...

Gary: "Your new secretary is very sex.... Larry: "Thanks! She's actually a robot named Doreen.... If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left breast, she types letters. Will work as long as you like, no complaining, no sick days, no medical, no dental.... !!! I'll lend her to you for a day & you can see how functional and efficient she is." Next day, Gary calls Larry from the hospital & shouts: "Larry..... You bastard! You didn't tell me that the hole between Doreen's legs is a Pencil Sharpener..."