They could re-enact on stage some sozzled Brit crashing a pickup into a somtum road seller then the Brit and his classy leg-tatted Thai g/f beating him up for good measure.
Costume - Singha t-shirt, thick gold chain and union jack shorts and crocs.
I'm sure the London Symphony Orchestra could improv something according to the tussle tempo...
Then the Brit walks to the front of the stage as the light dims, single spotlight, tilts his head up as though addressing God himself and says triumphantly...
'HE DESERVED IT !'
and the light goes out.