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Ties don't really go well with a Chang wife-beater, beer stained cargo shorts, and flip-flops. But I'll give it a crack.

Hang on a minute - I'm sure I saw this plot play out in a Thai TV series a few years ago.

Government bureaucrats 'tink too mut'. What's next, making salted peanuts a controlled substance?

Britain will be ruled by Sharia law by 2050. It will become the Spain of 1050.

How do you know the world is totally forked up? When a judge believes that a woman (with a 5 o'clock shadow) raped a girl with her penis, when she was a man.

Imagine what carnage Elon could unleash if he was let loose on the Thai government feudal system.

I remember when texting first came out. I said it would never take off because it seems we'd progressed from runners and smoke signals, to the carrier-pigeon, to the postal service, to the telegraph, to the telephone, to automatic dialling, to progressively cheaper international calls, to cellphones. So why would we want to revert to texting which is essentially a p2p telegram. I was wrong. My daughter thinks "old skool" is a matchbox size cellphone where hitting the 1 button three times got you the letter C.

That file photo is at least 10 years old.

Trump's ultimate aim is to destroy the concept of Central Planning by the Vogons.

Gone are the days of furtively nicking a Player's Plain from your Mum's pack of ciggies, or waiting outside the corner shop (not your local shop, but one you cycled three miles to) to anonymously purchase the February 1977 Penthouse or Playboy magazine. Vice of all types are too easily obtained these days - my generation had to work for it!

"...pedestrian priority is rarely acknowledged at crossing points, leading to potentially dangerous misunderstandings." Well, I suppose that's one way to describe instantaneous death.

I'm reasonably confident she would still be ganitalia intactus following the surgery, even if she did it herself.

I think it depends if the hotel actually files a TM30. I've had both situations - stayed one night in a hotel and next online 90 day declined, stayed a week in a hotel and had next online 90 day approved. However, the slight twist may have been that for the week's stay, I checked in using only my Thai license - and that license had my expired passport number on it. TIT, and luck of the draw.

I was given Tramadol after receiving shoulder surgery. A week went missing. Would never touch this stuff again.

Left and right, far or otherwise, are becoming less and less useful as political adjectives. More correct terms are the Marxist Globalists, and the Conservative Populists.