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Maybe you should look at the overseas bank you are using.
I send money by IMT from NZ (ANZ Bank) to Kasikorn Bank regularly. From the time I email the signed request to my bank in NZ to the time I get an SMS from KBank saying it's been deposited to my account is usually less than 8 hours if I time the email correctly and allow for the time differential.
A few times it has been only 3 hours, but that was from a THB FCA account so maybe no need to convert currency made it quicker at the Thai end.
It's nearly always the same day. Occasionally has been overnight due to the time differential.
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If you mark the filter in some way, how do you know they don't just replace it with a used (but unscratched) filter from another vehicle?
Changing a filter and oil is so difficult it can be done by a chimp that's had a frontal lobotomy - buy the kit and do it yourself if you have a fear of being scammed.
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I actually have the franchise for viewing this event. You can purchase tickets from me online at www.pattayajetskiscam.com
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If the restaurant has a service charge added, I never leave a tip.
Otherwise depends on the level and quality of the service. If the staff don't cock it up or are especially attentive then 40-50 Baht if I spend say 1k.
If they give crap service, I take all the change and take delight in watching their face as I scoop up the coins.
Once I even picked up all the change as it was all in notes and extracted a 1B coin from my pocket. If I'd left nothing they would have thought Cheap Charlie. But the service was so crap that I wanted to make a point with the 1B. The missus left no room for confusion when she picked up the 1B and said in Thai that that I was over tipping for staff with such bad manners.
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There's no way I'm going to erect you Costas, that's up to your missus.
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Don't they usually publish these "taxi driver returns wallet" stories every 3rd Monday?
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Many in the UK would like to return to a time when petty theft was dealt with by a "clip around the ear".
So true!!
I got a clip across the top of the head and a kick up the jacksie by a 9 foot tall police sergeant at the age of 13. I'd shoplifted a coke.....and it wasn't the first time, but it sure was the last.
Copper dragged me from his car by the scruff of the neck and my feet didn't touch the ground as we progressed to my front door. He pounds the door with his ham size fists and awakens my parents. He explained the situation (I'm still hanging in mid-air), drops me, cuffs me across the head (I saw stars) and as I try to run in the door, his size 13's delivered a crippling blow to my arse.
Fair to say that it was a defining moment in life. The formerly bullet-proof "delinquent in the making" turned to a quivering heap of blubber.
Ironically, I became his personal banker about 15 years later. He was retired by then, and he didn't remember me of course (or so I thought), but being a small town, he apparently did. He commented once to my boss at a bank social function that a kick up the jacksie would sort me out if I ever gave him any problems. He said this with a wink in my direction. I owe that copper a lot.
He passed away four years ago at the age of 89 and he was so well respected they had to hire a huge hall for his funeral. I suspect like me, half the male attendees had received a thick ear from him.
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The correct answer to the OP's question is an infinite number.
This is obviously your first time being exposed to masochism on this scale. You will learn much Grasshopper, but be wary.
Don't go anywhere near an MK or anything similar. Basically stay away from any food establishment with a menu.
Give your missus a fixed amount of cash (the amount is up to you), and tell her that's all there is to feed/entertain/cloth/buy gifts/show superiority with for the duration, and there ain't no more where that came from. She will (if she's got half a brain) budget appropriately and decide that dogfood cooked at home at 30B/head is a better option than a restaurant at 250B+ per head.
Be aware of the truck that will have an empty tank when they finally decide to leave and you will be asked to cough up the baht to fill it.
Remember that a "week" in Thai speak means as long as they are having a good time. Limit their enjoyment accordingly.
Make yourself absent when it's time to pay the bins.
Maintain a stupid grin on your face at all times.
Empty all your cupboards of anything remotely resembling alcohol.
Hide all your shoes and use theirs - always choose the best pair of flip-flops.
On at least one occasion, nick their truck and drive around for 2 hours to consume fuel, and then arrive home without saying anything. This is perfectly normal. Keep YOUR truck/car keys on your person at all times.
Beware when going out the door because you will break your neck on the huge number of footwear laying around.
Take every conceivable opportunity to pilfer cigarettes and whisky from the visiting tribe.
If you don't know the Thai for "what the F are you doing", or "don't do that", or "leave that alone", then learn it.
Best of luck Grasshopper - give us an update when you've survived the ordeals.
EDIT: I almost forgot the most important thing. Make sure your wife tells them the couch and the remote control are YOURS and when you enter the room, whomever is on the couch and is holding the remote will give you a big wai, depart the couch, and offer the remote to you IMMEDIATELY. The first time somebody fails to do so, throw yourself on the couch, grab the remote and change to an English channel while saying the F word repeatedly. This is similar to a soi dog marking his territory and will be instantly understood.
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OP, I'm surprised that you are only seeing/hearing about this now. Up-country we call this village justice and it has been around I'm sure before people dressed up and pretended to be a police force.
For me, the only downside of this is that it can go too far and end up with someone dying. Personally, I don't believe people have confidence in the police force, and believe in most cases, the penalty does not deter the crime.
I am not sure that I would call it wrong, as I live here now and am not confused about what would happen in my country of origin.............................
No confusion about how it's dealt in my country, as I am aware there are lot of places in the world that are also lawless.
I was not aware it was the same here; I knew the police was corrupted and useless, I just did not realized to which level.
Corruption is endemic in the police force, and the government. Evidenced by the current scandal with one of the top cops. As was stated in one of the the articles about this, every ministry in the south was involved in his web of corruption. The difference being, corruption is from top to bottom in the police force. But only at the upper levels in the government as they are the ones handling the funds. Sad, but true.
With that being said, there are some good apples out there. And they do a great job. But quite a few bad ones also.
P.S. A post with a rude comment has been removed from view.
If anybody was to go in search of an honest cop or Jesus Christ reincarnated in Thailand, they would find JC first.
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Sounds like he's doing a John Nash re-enactment as depicted in "A beautiful Mind".
Does he look like a potential Nobel Prize candidate?
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I was out last night and the BIB scooter checkpoints were going full force.
Don't forget, high season also applies to the BIB. That's when they get a higher percentage of two-week millionaires riding around with no helmet and/or no license to extort their tea money from.
In the rest of the year a higher proportion of the falang they stop are more likely to be residents with a license.
But to be fair, I did note they were stopping everybody including Thais, and including the Pizza delivery dude who thought he was exempt but a BIB risked life and limb to jump in his way. This was at the underpass on 3rd Road.
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Looking at the pictures, calling them ladyboys is being a bit on the generous side.
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Had a friend who wanted to know the Thai words for "rewind button". He was getting a car CD player repaired. I didn't know the actual word but guessed it would be based around the Thai word for button, being bpoom.
I found it, and pointed out to my friend that the very next word in the phone app was the Thai word for clitoris.
Missus overheard and says "Mmmm.....I like liquorice".
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I cut my drinking by 50% using similar logic. I used to drink JD/Coke at 120B a glass.
Now I drink Sangsom/Coke at 60B a glass.
Cut the coke and you can reduce your drink another 70% (in size).
That's a rocking good idea, I'll give it a crack tonight. And after considering the OP I think I might try and cut down on my smoking as well. I'll smoke every second cigarette normally, but rather than suck on the alternate ones, I'll blow instead.
With the huge saving in alcohol cost I can afford to light up twice as many cigarettes anyway.
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I cut my drinking by 50% using similar logic. I used to drink JD/Coke at 120B a glass.
Now I drink Sangsom/Coke at 60B a glass.
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I wonder if all airlines have specific guidelines for handling ones nuts?
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It's called a Concealed Overhead Transom. If you can find a brand name on it somewhere then you'll probably be able to google instructions.
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Yes there is. You also cannot be sure its on your phone. The only way to disable the app is to put your phone in the microwave for 30 seconds. This will delete the app and ensure that it doesn't sneak on your phone again .. good luck!
Is that on Low/Med/High setting?
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Goompa - you sure it was 1/600 and not 1/60 ? I can see water drips in motion blur that I wouldn't expect to see at 1/600.
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Yep, that qualifies as a naked pic in more ways than one.
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Sorry, but you lost me at "I will actually enjoy paying the tax..."
Professional guidance (of a non-accounting nature) may be necessary to cure you of this strange affliction you've acquired.
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Gosh, an OTT speculative post on TV. Never?!
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Yeah, I got a shock the other day when I saw the small bars at our local 7/11 in Jomtien. I assumed it was a one-off situation so I virtually cleaned them out in case it was never to be seen again.
Let's hope it becomes a stock item.
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understanding thai traditions or being taken for a fool
in Central Thailand
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15k is a good monthly salary for a medium level office employee with a degree.
15k goes a long way in Isaan.....unless the recipients of your generosity wish to sit on their arse all day (not bother working), consume copious quantities of alcohol, share their new found wealth with the extended family, have gambling debts, spend a fortune on the lottery, gamble at dominoes or cards, or want to buy a new Vigo and you're paying for it.
OP - you do the math.
EDIT: Or.....maybe your girl is a stunner and made 50k a month at the bar. So if they're accustomed to considerably more monthly cash from their daughter, then in a subjective comparison they could assume you're a Cheap Charlie if you're only coughing up 15k.