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Given the abundant supply of indigenous Space Cadets, I see nothing but success for this venture.

A drop in the bucket Olympic sized swimming pool of corruption.  At least 25% of all government contracts goes towards the tea fund, and everybody knows it.  

Corruption in Thailand - Wikipedia

For a 21 year-old, Greta is looking decidedly middle-aged.

1 hour ago, bkk6060 said:

Of course, one big reason I am here.  The married ones are the best.

I especially like the ones who are with guys that play golf.  Big window of fun.

It's presumptive to assume the blokes are actually playing golf. 

Let's hope the check engine light doesn't come on.

Choosing between Harris and Trump is a bit like deciding which one of your testicles should be slammed in a car door.  Either way, the outcome will be painful, not to mention humiliating. 

Get a huge suitcase shaped like this. There isn't a check-in chick in the world that knows V= (4/3) × π × (r-t)³. 

Whatever you buy, be sure to set the audio to mute, so your missus can't listen to the banter between you and your mates while driving to golf.

Don't ask me how I know.

The difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut has always been two weeks. 

8 minutes ago, Henryford said:

Why did they make 500 Euro notes. They are useless for normal exchange, just useful for scammers and crooks. Well i suppose that's most of the politicians in the EUSSR.

It's called foresight. In about 6 months you'll need EUR500 to buy a cup of coffee. 

Women don't know what they really want.

Circa 98% of workplace accidental deaths are men. If women were striving to reach an equitable outcome in this statistic, they would have my full support.

Until then, women should be made to understand that society and civilization only exists because men built or made virtually everything.

When women go on strike for a day, nothing happens. Just ask Iceland.  If all men decided to stay home for a day, civilization would end before lunchtime.

There's a reason why men don't menstruate.

Would this be a news item if the lad was seen smoking a ciggy?

Who here is not guilty of nicking a smoke from their Mum's packet of Player's Plain or Senior Service, and near choking to death?

Much ado about nothing.

If "causing harm through negligence" is a crime the BIB are now focusing on, let's hope they do it introspectively. 

There can't be much of a workload for a "municipal inspector and operational architect for a local municipal engineering department" in Pattaya. I mean, just look at the results.