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Two Poms, a Dutchie, a Frog, three Yanks, two Krauts, an Eyetie, an albino <deleted>, seven Scandi's of mixed lineage, a Wop, a Paddie. three Geordies, and a <deleted> walked into a bar. The barman looked up and said "Is this a joke or something?"

Being called a Pommy by an Aussie back in the day was usually preceded with the adjective whinging, or followed by the noun Bawstard, and dates from the 50's and 60's era of the five or ten pound Pom.

A young Aussie wouldn't be aware of the history, and old Poms hold a post-colonial grudge about Antipodeans from the world's largest outdoor prison.

Edit: It just goes to show how woke the world is. The auto"<deleted>" nationalities used to be common parlance. They were meant to be offensive - that's the point. Hell in a handcart, beam me up Scottie.

Boris, you muppet - just grow up, get a haircut and a real job. 

I'm thinking bolting horses and barn doors. 

This new law will seriously impact the scammers that are sending fake COD packages - not.

The Hiso's must have all converted their liquid wealth to USD by now - except of course those with pallets of notes in the basement.

So it's about time to crash the baht and they can repatriate their money and clip the 20% margin on the way back. 

Probably because the green UP arrow was blocking the view of the topics on the right. The unnecessary arrow was originally on the left and blocked the view of the posts, so they moved it to the right-hand side months ago.

The ripple effect - swallowed the spider to catch the fly etcetera. Just remove the green UP arrow and problem sorted.

This is what happens when 19 year-old "programming geniuses" with ADHD can't keep their fingers out of the pie. 

Rugby referees better be on their guard in fascist Victoria.

I explain the concept of a programmable CBDC (Central Bank Digital Currency) to people and get a blank stare. Almost nobody understands the concept the WEF and many governments are about to force on us. Everyone thinks it's just a debit card or a phone app to make life easier.

A CBDC is the ultimate form of totalitarian control. Your programmable "money" will be far worse than prison scrip or WWII ration cards.

They won't need any type of physical or legislative force to control you.

The first thing they'll do is attach carbon credits to every purchase. You'll try to buy a steak or diesel - sorry, you've used up this month's allocation. Or try to buy an airline ticket - sorry you've already used up your credits, but they can be "banked", so in seven years you will have enough for that trip to Thailand.

They'll also make your credits appreciate or depreciate depending on fiscal need - sir, you're not spending enough and we need to boost consumption. We'll devalue your credits by 10% each month if you don't meet the spending requirements.

CBDC's and the 15 minute city. Welcome to dystopia. 

It was her brother. 

Don't-cha just love Capitalism.

The AFL Aussie Rules final is actually today. 

No doubt a Sydney Swans and a Brisbane Lions fan having a pre-match dust-up. 

Perfectly normal, and basically a mandatory Australian tradition - a bit like the family argument after Christmas dinner.

I successfully received my two months deposit back each time, from four different landlords.  All involving houses in a Moo Bahn and being 50-60K. One landlord deducted a 2K cleaning fee which was mentioned in the lease agreement.

I do know of several blokes who have not received their deposits back. Usually in low rent apartments. And having seen the state they have left these places, I'm not surprised it was withheld.

I know dozens of people who have never had a problem recovering their deposits.