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2 hours ago, AlexRRR said:

In marvlous news out of Casey today was that one Harry Kennel known as the "New Mr Magic" was sprinting with the gang in full contact traning....yep hes on the boil...the only one id say...his team mates are looking up to the brokend down hack to "save" them, Nathan Jones left with chin on floor recons he cant wait to have him in the team....says still a few hoops Magic needs to get through but could be eyeing a place in the team anytime soon....well after all the bullock talk this mob have been chit chatting last two years what do we make of it? I say dont hold your breath.... https://www.afl.com.au/news/439891/-we-re-pretty-excited-about-him-bennell-shines-in-brutal-session

 

Have a look at these two..... https://www.afl.com.au/news/439517/why-dees-are-biggest-losers-of-revamped-fixture forget the articale its the pic of Gawn with mohegan and the blond slash across the top and his dopie brother Goodwin, Mate this is the captain of the oldest football club in the world and coach....Heckel and jeckel quickly come to mind....lot of hot wind but no supstance.....Zig and Zag too....Abbot and Costello, Groucho Marx.....id say Goodwin with that look has had a melt down.....ready for the looney bin....And Gawn....lot of natural talent unfortunatly hes a dead weight as a leader....hes always looking for the next joke when being interviewed.....no dout he will end up in the comentry box when hes playing days are over.....

 

Legends are being talked about......Gaz Abblet...in hey Abblet should be in....well this is somewhat confusing....Do you take only his football into consideration or do you take his private life when it becomes public?

 

They say he was the best ever....i think he was a dam good player but best ever is oh...come now.....Lance Franklin is a better player than old Gaz...Good old Gaz got into drugs and pretty much was knocking around with a young woman who OD on him....thanks for the drugs Gaz shes saying from heaven....so should his trouble personal life have any bearing on Legend status?

 

Now i know Wayne Carey who also beat up a few women and went a bit too far on the sniffing stuff turned out alright and i dont mind him at all as a commentator, seems like a nice guy these days too but we do know that for a long time his head was bigger than all off Western Australia.....Think Wayne was made a legend....me i think you need to be squeaky clean, yes yes we all deserve a chance sure i know that.... look kids look up to these blokes....thats how i see it....

 

Fox are broke and there telling us.....AFL and NRL is all there got.....so the Aleague has been told to take a 50 to 70% cut over the next 3 years of there deal starting from now....This WILL hasten the Aleague streaming them selves....there already been talking to the contractors that do it for Fox so its just a matter of time.....Premier league also in advance stage of looking in too  this......My tip is Fox WILL finnish the season then ALeague will film them selves and onsell to Optus....seems Optus are building a hugh soccer following on there sports site they just added Kleague have Jleague (sth Korea and Japan) not to mention Premier league, all the club champion style Euro games ...theres about 4 leagues there alone plus internationals for European teams and Socceroo games....Fox a dinosaur of yester year....caught with there pants down over priced under deliver....

 

Some business's are using the Cornvid-19 as an excuse for there poor turn over and shutting up shops.....David Jones is one....i would just say the virus just pushed them to go sooner and gave them an excuse when they said they were down 17% in April.......so there shutting up a few shops, lot of bullocks about online shopping too....i dont buy into that.....its a world that keeps moving if you want to do biz like they did 100 years ago what do you expect? Anyway boys the footy is about to start and we wont have to worry about reading that sort od dribble for another 4 months.....

 

Here we go..... https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/news/jogger-caught-pooing-in-community-garden-in-melbourne/news-story/54d2b2020caa4454a8cfac2bae64333b the poo jogger....caught on cctv this morning in Melbourne......hey if ya have to go ya have to go....noticed he didnt clean his back side....watch the vid....

 

https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/travel-stories/viral-video-shows-giant-brown-bear-stalking-child-on-family-hike/news-story/d682bbb518d449282a8735ef33c1e55c suprise suprise.....walk slowly.....there is a bear behind you....in Italy too....that WILL teach them that they shouldnt be out during the coronavirus time there.....and it reminded me what a Russian woman said to me the other day....people from other countries think we have bears walking around Moscow.....well i didnt.....but it seems many do....

 

Aussie influencer tells the world shes <deleted> at maths....have to say the surgically enhanced face kind of takes your focus away from what shes saying then you notice the botox lips and there moving....i couldnt tell you what 8x2 was....she says....see it on vid....i can gaurentee that i would take a pass if offered a roll in bed with her....well she in the vid looks like shes had a hard night on whiskey and and the white powder...but theres a big inprovment in her pic at the bottom of the page...amazing what air brush will do.... https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/true-stories/skye-wheatley-reveals-she-cant-tell-you-answer-to-8x2/news-story/034b48e776bb4332beeeb5c6e22358d6

 

 

And wheres pussy? https://edition.cnn.com/2020/05/27/uk/canterbury-cathedral-sermon-cat-scli-gbr-intl/index.html here pussy....here pussy....hes now hiding in the robes of a priest who was doing a sermon online in the garden at the time....there is a video of this too.....im scopping the pools tonight....Leo the cat wandered in front of the camera while the rev was teaching the words of the Holy Bible when puss sneaked into his robes and then dissapeared.... 

 

Pablo Escobar's brother Roberto says he is sueing Apple for 2.6 billion$ becasue he says iphoneX was meant to be secure, as it turns out he blames his X for being found and hounded and a whole lot of other things....and to get even hes selling iphones less than Apple can, its a limited edition gold plated iPhone 11 pro 256GB for $499...with beautiful girls to help market them as well as the gold plating.....sounds like a good deal but......unless they fell off the back of a truck someone is loosing a lot of money out of this....

 

And talking about Iphones....gees the roumor mill is working overt time .....now you know why the puplic is whipped into a frenzie and que days before to get there hands on a new model....the "leaked" details begin to pick up steam around may....we know almost know excatly whats coming.....now one of them details has me worried.....there has been talk of Apple at some point killing off a physical charging port...(Apple killed of the headphone socket a few models back now you need a $13 adaptor to plug ur head phens to ur lightening port) if that happens god forbit it would mean blue toothing your headphones to your device....thats not on in the Alex house hold....this coming model with all the bells and whistles is most probely the last iphone with a lightening port....the roumors ive listend to before were accurate.....at first i though to just switch to Andorid like a Galaxy 10 or 20.....Windcheater girl when i told her of my delima last night welcomed me to the andorid family....today i realized that playing ur music playlists was the turn off before...but there is a way.....i googled it...sounds like a bit of a head job....so what to do....what to do....just mighthave to buy a new iphone after all and hang on to the new gold standard of hand help computing.....

Alex    Could you please  give a brief synopsis at the start of your posts?

"The district chief reportedly issued a document on May 22 prohibiting village headmen from informing local people about the plant’s construction, since the project does not involve the government or its agencies."

After this statement the  people should keep protesting. 

"Anutin believes that once businesses resume operation, people will adapt to the new normal such as maintaining social distancing, wearing face masks and washing hands frequently."

What a load of garbage. I was inside a DIY shop in Phayao on Monday and there is no social distancing. I was also in Makro and no social distancing. Thais do not understand social distancing. If Anutin would pull his head out of his rectum then there may be some sensible comments.

1 hour ago, BookmanBkk said:

His trade value has certainly been lowered to ....

 Well hawthorn wpuld probably get him free.

Dodo at essendon will he demanding 3 first rounders still.

Worth an punt still.. dollars depending

In my opinion not worth a punt.

2 hours ago, Will27 said:

It's back baby!

I assume BM, Uncle Alex and Radar are shipping a few crates to Chiang Rai for Rip, Scea and myself as I type.

 

The Polly Waffle is back!

 

 

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