Duality

hi guys i'm back from los a little bit older but none the wiser...

i have just been looking online for cheap international calls and have come across some websites were you dial an access code then the uk code and finally the number you wish to connect to in thailand for absolutley piss cheap rates that are billed to BT or whoever is your service provider. it all sounds to good to be true so i am asking you fellas with experience if they are a scam or are legit? there must be a catch...

here are some of the websites i was checking out -

www.pennyphone.co.uk

www.firstnumber.co.uk

my avatar is my dad and his woman. bless em

ME - " ohhh <deleted>!"

GF - "yes very <deleted>"

i'd bring thailand closer to the uk so i could earn a living wage in england and visit LOS on the weekends

in the pattaya park tower revolving resturant there was a 6 ft blond german woman in her late 30's wearing a bathing top and a bright pink thong...

but get this

she was heavily pregnant and was prancing around the buffet area swinging her pock marked arse for everyone to see. she talked loudly and acted like the place was her own. she looked like some over the hill ex model/porn star way past her prime.

it was my 25 th birthday and up to the point of seeing her i was enjoying some lobster with my teerak but that skank put me right off the food !

just beem informed by gf that she won't see me off at the airport anymore...

so any offers???

thai gf on facial hair "make you look strong"

older chicks rule ! i love to be schooled

one thing we all have in common is our shat stanks

the old thai lady who sells pancakes near the chao praya river, one day i said to her i am very hungry so i will have 2 pancakes today instead of the usual 1. she smiled and gave me an extra 2 smaller pancakes for free. they are worth only 10 baht but its the little things like that which restore my faith in humanity

carrying on with the dental thread...anyone know how much it will cost to have a tooth extracted in bkk? i just had a root canal done in the uk and it hurt like a bastard ! the doc gave me the maximum 4 doses of novocaine and i still was in pain. so as i will be in bkk soon i can't continue my treatment so i'm thinking of having a tooth taken out instead of going through all that discomfort again.

cheers

NUMPTY !

www.thaiapartment.com

don't believe everything you read about the price though

in bhutan a tourist can still blow smoke in a locals face and diplomats can blow more smoke up everyones bumhole

i can't see any goverment having a full ban on smoking. in the uk labour rakes in over £8 billion in tobacco tax. so dream on...

i paid £560 for an open return ticket, change at helsinki were i have to wait 9 bloody hours for the connecting flight to bkk.

already have an apartment booked by my gf and don't plan on shagging anyone else other than her. you seen her pic right? nuff said!

ofcourse there will be seats left but you will pay top dollar for them. i searched online all the way up to £900 but found nothing for december. because i am under 26 ( barely) i went to student flights uk and they got me the "last seat" they had.

i have one of those istc cards even though i'm not a student i still get a discount airfare and a flexible return date because i'm still considered a youth.

a small miracle just happened, i have been lucky enough to get the last seat from manchester to bkk in december. (economy class)

COME ON ! HAVE IT !

i get far more enjoyment using my local english slang to insult some of the ignorant folk that you bump into in thailand. you can't beat a slurrred "take your face for a sh*t ya waste of spunk"

go to casanovas at nana plaza if you want "non bg"

life in farangland is boring enough for me to read half the tripe on here and sometimes write my own nonsense.

good to know i'm not the only numb nuts who got duped by a taxi...but 500 baht <deleted> !

i met him once at carmill racecourse when i was a kid. nice chap, gave me a hot tip for the race.

RIP mate

take her to the swimming pool at lumpini park. you may not see it first time so head for the rama 4 side of the park in the south and stick to the perimeter. cheap clean and quiet but not open everyday.

for anal sex my girl says "sh*tbox me"

shyness is a disease for which there is only one known cure...

ALCOHOL

who dares wins neck a few tins