cuddleypete

Mobi,

PM with your email address please,

i would like to help with a donation ,iam in the uk with my thai wife ,i can send some money to my wifes mum and the she can transfer it to the bank account you have mentioned,

will not be in pattaya now for about 1 year but i hope that when we go back to pattaya we can help in some way

do you or anyone who is helping you have a uk bank account say nationwide ??? because if you have people in the uk could put money into that account and you could withdraw it in pattaya,only a idea for thos off us who want to help but are in the uk or do not have pay pal account

all the best and it is nice too see something positive on the forum for a change

yes they are in brighton just seen on news,they are not like bkk ones thou ,but same idea and they run on gas,so not like bkk ones,so when stoped at light will not breath in fumes ,seeing them i like bkk ones better the noise and smell is good ,going back soon with wife can not wait ,and we will also go to brighton one day soon to try them as we live 1 hour away and will take photos to put here.

nice one good luck for the future

well done mate and all the best for the future

pete&som

well done mate

hope she likes uk

all the best for the future

pete&som

hi there dc1066 i agree with caledonia and scouser i think you will have to be married at the time off the application for a settlement visa or they will probly turn your application down,

all the best for you both please let us all know your out come

pete&som

dc1066 i was just woundering does the 1066 come from sussex (uk)??????

Totster very good i like

funny

like it

we all have that problem sometimes

My girl friend has visited England twice during our 5 year relationship.As we are newly married I assume we should submit our marriage certificate with the visa application.Will this be returned? If I recall correctly my bank statements were not returned last time, is this usual.?.......Cheers

hi there when my wife did here settlement visa last year they kepted my bank statments (all six months ,) only the copies,And they kepted a copy off the marriage cert,and gave the real one back

all the best to you both

pete&som

i agree with icecubes why fly 6000 miles to watch football ????

i suppose at least when you get home from your holiday in the land off smiles and your mates say you not got much off a tan have you, and you still got all those durex left ,you can reply yes it was good hoilday i watched plenty off football ,i had no time to spend with any off those beautifull girls you told me about.

Agreed...it is very important for the Thai people to be able to see news of this wonderful achievment of 60 years of reign for the King and the celebrations to mark this occasion.

hi there l13unn79

From the circumstances you've outlined, my opinion is that your g/f would not find it impossible to get a visit visa.

The visa officer would also look at such factors as how long you've known each other and, of that, how long you've actually spent in each other's company,which seems not to be a problem for you both,you all so have a good amount of phone cards ,emails ,photos etc etc which the eco will look at and see that you have spent time together.

Your g/f will also be expected to have knowlege of you and your life in the UK etc etc etc

i can only see one problem maybe is your money situation ,because maybe you will have to show the eco your bank statments,and you say you have £15,000 debt,but as long as your bank staments do not show this and you have a job with regular income then it should not be a problem.

maybe scouser or GU22 can give you more advice

best of luck though

pete

Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsie ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?" Daddy, relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees. Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping. Johnny cries out "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!"

nice reading

good one

so sorry scouse i will get it right one day to many beers last night with good thai food.

HI THERE lopburiguy

WHEN MY WIFE CAME TO THE UK WE GOT UP TO THE PASSPORT DESK ,THE MAN ASKED ME A FEW QUESTIONS AND THEN SENT MY WIFE AROUND THE CORNER TO SEE A LADY 5 MINS LATER SHE WENT BACK TO SEE SAME MAN HE STAMPED HER PASS PORT AND THAT WAS IT, NO QUESTIONING REALLY. NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT OK.

ALL THE BEST PETE

WELL DONE

NICE TO SEE YOU PUT GF BEFORE FOOTBALL (JOKE)

ALL THE BEST FOR THE FUTURE

many thanks for your qick replys

gu22 any ideads where to go in the uk as we are here????

hello there

i know this has maybe asked before but i would (need) like to get my marriage cert translated in to english, will i have to go to the thai embassy in london to get it stamped?????

does anyone know off anyone who will translate for me

Certified English Translation Of Marriage Cert

Paul (now susan) is walking down the street after a sex-change operation has transformed him into a beautiful women.

His old friend bill sees him and says, "Paul, you look great...you're beautiful!"

Paul says, "Thanks...but holy Christ, did it hurt."

Bill says, "When they cut open your chest and put in those implants?"

Paul says, "No, that didn't really hurt."

Bill says, "When they cut off your dick and dug out a vagina?"

Paul says, "No, that didn't really hurt."

Bill says, "Then what did hurt?"

Paul says, "When the doctor drilled a f***ing hole in my head and sucked out half my brain."

like it very good

A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table.

The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and they begin toasting and chanting, "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"

Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting grows. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"

Two more blondes show up and soon their voices are joined in raising the roof. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"

Finally, the tenth blonde comes in with a picture under her arm. She walks over to the table, sets the picture in the middle and the table erupts. Up jumps the others, they begin dancing around the table, exchanging high-fives, all the while chanting "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"

The bartender can't contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks over to the table. There in the center is a beautifully framed children's jigsaw puzzle. When the frenzy dies down a little bit, the bartender asks one of the blondes, "What's all the chanting and celebration about?"

The blonde who brought in the picture explains, "Everyone thinks that blondes are dumb and they make fun of us. So, we decided to set the record straight. Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle and put it together.

"The side of the box said 2 to 4 years, but we put it together in 51 days!"

I went to bank the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a traffic warden writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving me a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a stupid idiot. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!

Then I really got angry at him. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care.

My car was parked around the corner.