English Noodles
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I don't know what happened but the topic seems to be deleted.
This is a very serious problem me and my girlfriend have here, We have received several death-threats from this guy and we need help fast.
For all of you who have replied to the former forum, please try and contact me again asap.
again, our lives are being led by this guy and we are tired of running and hiding.
Please help us.
This is not a 'throll', we have proof of what we are saying, police know about the case, any information you need to be convinced of our sincerity, we will provide for you.
please, help us
TROLL. This halfwit isn't in Thailand at all.
Well i offered him a way out of his sittuation and i talked with him on a Thai landline number so i find this very hard to believe Dr PP.
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Theres some sort of weird connection here.
Some one called me yesterday, and their last digit was........yep....6.
I just went to Tesco's, and a big fat checkout woman asked me if I needed any help packing. So I said "Yeah, go on then" She literaly threw the groceries into the bag, and had a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.
Why the fukc did she ask me, if she couldn't be arsed?
medicinebox, you realy are making me homesick, stop please.
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Yes he was a nice old guy and loved his Bitter, RIP.
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Went to Japan in 2002 for the world cup, liked it so much i stayed on for an extra six weeks after my plane left, i couldnt realy afford to do it but i did.
One thing is for sure, if i could afford to live in Tokyo and have as good a life as i have here in Bangkok then i would be there now. For me it is the most amazing city on earth but just to expensive.
Also love Shanghai and Beiging but if you have money and plenty of it then Tokyo is the dogs <deleted>.
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My girlfriend and i are thinking of going to Nakhon Nayok for a few days sometime in the next couple of weeks.
We would like, if possible to go canoeing down the river in the National park, I have looked around and found that the Sarika Canoe Club can help us do this.
We are not sure but we believe there are some bungalows in the park you can stay in aswell as the option of camping, I would not mind doing the latter though my girlfriend is not so keen.
Has anyone been there and stayed overnight or even done some canoeing there?
Also we will be taking the car there and are unsure of the best enterance to go to get access to the river.
Anyone with any knowledge about this whom could give me a few pointers, then your advice would be very very welcome.
Many thanks, Noodles.
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The last digit of my phone number is 6, i was just wondering what the other Thaivisa.com members phone numbers last digits were.
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A deer that has no eyes.
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I read a hilarious internet report some time back about a group of IT college students that spent their weekends harassing the Nigerian scam crowd.
Basically they would create personalities that would respond and lead the Nigerians on and on with elaborate tales and finally agree to send them the big bucks. Usually the delivery is made to a Fedex style "hold for pickup" location. The key was this, they would send it to the wrong location about 400 kilometers away and put a valuation on it that would cause taxes to be paid. Also, they mistakenly checked the bill to recipient box only noticed after the box was shipped and with great apologies. So after a 400 kilometer ride through the bush and about 16,000 baht in shipping and delivery charges the Nigerian scammers would open the fedex in Nigeria to find..... well lets just say it was not the cash they expected.
Geeks can be dangerous with spare time on their hands.
Slightly off topic but a similar "scam the scammer" story at http://www.mannequin3d.com/powerbook/
<tried to add alot more but not allowed? Fantastic, that was one of the best things i have read for a long time. Well worth reading it in full.
Noodles.
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Insight , you must have hammered it for a few decades.
Your freakin nose has fallen off......
If you take a proper look you will see that it is actualy DJ Pat
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It's drizzling here in the Uk.
I've just looked outside, and it looks like someone turned the colour off on the TV.
An old lady walked past with a headscarf and a tartan wheel bag. I smiled and she just looked away. The neighbour opposite was watching through his window as it happened. I looked at him, and he pretended to inspect his curtains, then walked off with his head down.
STOP...STOP....your making me homesick
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I would buy 40 Ellite cards, keep 1 and hand out the other 39 to friends and family for when they visited.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, sweetheart. I'll give you two extra points for being English though.
Thanks
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Smart
Honest
Not ugly
Not an arse
Good sense of humour
Fun to be with
Older than me
Great in bed
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English
Well i am the last 2 for sure But i am an ugly bugger
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Some very open and honest postings on this subject especialy from Meemiathai and SiamSam, thank you both for being so candid. The only thing that i wanted to say has basicly already been said here.
A very close friend of mine committed suicide in 1999, he had just completed a masters degree in physics and by coincidence was like siamsams father very gifted in martial arts. One night he called for a taxi and asked the driver to drive him somewhere, as they were crossing a road bridge he asked the driver to stop for a moment as he felt sick, he then got out of the car and jumped from the bridge and died.
He was inteligent, from a good suportive family, had a very stable relationship with his girlfriend, physicly fit and had many friends and a promising life infront of him.
Clinical depression is a disease that unfortunatly alot of people do not even acknowledge the exsistance of.
To make rash statements such as "cowards way out", "only for cowards etc", "not an option", only shows peoples ignorance to the reality of some peoples lives.
Until you can say that you have been so far down with only a numb feeling instead of the feeling of life, been to the edge where you think there is absoloutly nothing in this world that can make you feel ok, feel completley disconected from your surroundings and people around you (this can go on for decades). Until you have experienced this first hand and have come through it ok can you make a negitive comment about people who take there own lives.
Anyone who is suffering from deppression i would encourage to go for proffesional help, there are many treatments and they are getting more advanced all the time. It could make the difference for you and give you back the life you deserve.
Take care everyone.
Noodles.
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Who gives a ###### about what you do in the states? go and bore some one who gives a ######. TIT
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Looks like Arsenal are gonna employ him anyway.
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If the article is accurate and this is really talking about full-blown AIDS, the number might be about right- after all, there are many more people with HIV- it's just a matter of time until they develop AIDS.
"Steven"
People can carry HIV for several years without becoming ill. Some people have never proceeded to Aids.
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Thanks for the help guys, i am going to the UK next week and will get the multi entry B visa from Hull (90 Great British Pounds) thanks agian.
Noodles.
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Ok, I'm ignorant; who is he?
MBK. His name is Adrian Mutu, he has recently been sacked by Chelsea football club for taking Cocaine.
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Who are Mango and Shopgurl? are they like Starsky and Hutch?
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Ok thanks, that is great, is this ok regarding work permit etc?
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Hi there everyone, sorry to bore you all, you must get sick of answering these questions time and time again but i hope you can advise me on the best visa for my situation.
I have had the offer of a new job in Bangkok where i will need to make regular visits to Singapore (once per month) and Europe from time to time. There may be months where i dont have to go to Singapore but at a guess i should be going there frequently.
I am a British citizen holding a normal 10 year British passport.
Cheers and thanks in advance for any advice i recieve.
Regards, Noodles.
Ps please tell me the best way to get the visa of choice from the UK as i have to fly there next week to tie up some loose ends.
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English noodles...............You must be daft if you thought I meant an Arab man or maybe that's your preference. Nothing wrong with that............I thought you were English and should know what a stallion is??? Then again.....maybe everything is considered "animal" to you........Stallion is a man not a horse and a bird is a woman not a winged creature and etc......... Such nice cultured words........
There was a discussion amongst a few women yesterday.....it seems one of the guys we know "knocked up" his gf........but he cannot marry her until he comes up with the dowry!!!
Makes one think......he can have sex with her for free and get her pregnant but has to pay to marry her, go figure!! That makes a lot of sense......
Sorry that you did not understand that i was using sarcasm, i will try to be more obvious if that is at all possible in the future. (am i being sarcastic now?) hmm i forgot.
Noodles.
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Someone told me that britishfood was <deleted> ! Is it really that bad ?
Great Britan has given the world many great and wonderous things.
Unfortunately, It's Cuisine was not one of them.
Oh but to name a few.
Aberdeen Angus and Whisky Sauce
Bedfordshire Clangers
Beef Braised with Beer and Cheddar Cheese Dumplings
Beef Hare
Beef in Stout
Beef Pockets Stuffed with Mushrooms
Beefsteak Pie with a Cheese Crust
Beef Wellington
Boiled Beef and Carrots
Bubble and Squeak
Cornish Pasties
Dorset Jugged Steak
Forfar Bridies
Herbed Cottage Pie
Hereford Beef Olives
Highland Beef Balls
Meatball Batter Pudding
Minced Beef Pie
Norfolk Salt Beef and Dumplings
Pot Roasted Beef
Roast Beef and Yorkshire Pudding
Scotch Collops
Sirloin Steaks with Tewkesbury Mustard
Spiced Beef
Staffordshire Beef Steaks
Steak and Kidney Pie or Pudding
Steaks with Horseradish Sauce
Stilton Steaks
Stovies
Strips of Beef in Whisky Sauce
Teviotdale Pie
Traditional Beef Stew
Veal and Ham Pie
Chicken and Ham Pie
Chicken Chaud-froid
Chicken in Red Wine with Raisins
Cornish Caudle Chicken Pie
Coronation Chicken
Derwentwater Duck with Cumberland Sauce
Devilled Chicken Legs
Duckling with Green Peas
Galantine of Chicken
Golden Jubilee Chicken
Howtowdie
Lindisfarne Chicken
Mock Crab
Norfolk Turkey Breast with Asparagus
Roast Duckling
Roast Michaelmas Goose with Apples and Prunes
Roast Turkey with Parsley and Lemon Stuffing
Salmagundi
Salt Duck
St George's Chicken Parcels
Stoved Chicken
Boiled Leg of Lamb with Caper Sauce
Breast of Lamb with Mint Stuffing
Crown Roast
Guard of Honour
Gloucestershire Squab Pie
Lamb and Barley Stew
Lamb and Watercress Bake
Lamb Cutlets Reform
Lancashire Hot Pot
Loin of Lamb, Rolled and Stuffed
Minted Lamb
Oxford John Steaks with Caper Sauce
Parson's Venison
Portmanteau Lamb Chops
Scotch Pies
Shepherd's Pie
Suffolk Stew
Welsh Lamb with Teifi Sauce
Alnwick Stew
Bacon Chops with Gooseberry Sauce
Bacon Floddies
Bacon Froise
Baked Ulster Ham
Boiled Bacon and Parsley Sauce
Boiled Pickled Pork and Pease Pudding
Braised Pork
Breakfast Pancakes
Cumberland Sausage
Eggs and Bacon
Ham and Eggs
Huntingdon Fidget Pie
Jolly Boys
Laverbread Cakes and Bacon
Leek Flan
Likky Pie
Lincolnshire Sausages
Loin of Pork with Cabbage Cake from the Welsh Marches
Melton Mowbray Pork Pie
Oxford Sausages
Painswick Bacon Chops in Cider
Peppered Ulster Pork
Pork Chops with Cheese and Beer
Pork Fillet in Mustard Cream Sauce
Roast Pork with Apples
Somerset Honeyed Pork Stew
Spicy Spare Ribs
Stuffed Chine
Toad in the Hole
Braised Haunch of Venison
Casserole of Hare
Casserole of Pheasant
Game Pie
Jugged Hare
Kentish Pigeons in a Pot with Plums
Norfolk Partridge Pot
Partridge Pudding
Pheasant with Chestnuts
Poacher's Pie
Poacher's Pot
Rabbit and Onion Pie
Rabbit Casserole with Dumplings
Rabbit Cider Hot Pot
Rabbit in the Dairy
Roast Grouse
Roast Quail
Roast Venison
Rothiemurchas Collops of Venison
Venison Stew
Rain........
in ASEAN NOW Community Pub
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Yes i have to agree with you Dave, it is a great topic and i find it very refreshing in comparison to the 1am closing time debate.