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Correct, he never left the man's behind.

Not true. bob has the proud reputation of never leaving a man's behind.

Off topic post!

There has to be more to the story that bob isn't revealing to us. The gate crasher was prolly mrs smith's Thai husband.

He wasn't kicking the gate. He was obviously just helping to realign it.

Smelling the guy and then causing him to stumble away. That's not good is it?

Just wait until the viral video shows up on Thai social media. bob standing in the yard in his pink nightgown and fluffy purple house slippers whilst shouting at the guy in Thai for no good reason. 🤦🏻‍♂️

What did your gate wrongfully do to the guy to start with? Did it get in his way? And accusing him of being drunk without evidence is defamation.

The guy was at Bob's house making a som-tum delivery for mrs smith. And this is how Bob treats the guy? Imagine the sad loss of face for the GRAB Food guy.

Were you playing charades again when this happened?

Assuming someone was drunk without evidence is always a bad idea. You only have yourself to blame for speaking perfect Thai to him.

What was your Thai boyfriend doing when this happened? Why didn't he come running to your aid?

He quit drinking a week ago when he joined the high-so gym to become Mr. Universe. He's as sober as a judge.

How could you just sit back and allow your gate to harass the guy like this in his own country? I don't blame him for kicking the gate. It should have shown some better manners from the start. Doesn't your gate know about Thai social etiquette? The last time some foreigner's gate did something like that to a local the outcome was far worse. So consider yourself lucky.

Just think, had you never come back to Thailand 2 days ago then none of this would have ever happened. So it's all your fault for coming back and being in Thailand in the first place. The country would have obviously been so idyllic and peaceful without your presence. Your just lucky your fence didn't hurt the guy or you would have had even bigger problems.

We all know bob spoke Thai with the trespasser. Speaking Thai is always the root cause of all of bob's problems every time.

bro, taking everyone for a fool will get you nowhere. Everyone knows you sold all your crummy assets last week when you sold up everything and fled the country. You don't have a house, talk less of a gate. In fact, you never did. You're just renting some cheap-o flat in Patts with your paltry UK state pension. Such drivel.

FFS bob, here we go again, another silly "I am the victim in Thailand" post. You can do better than these boring roles you come up with mate. So branch out and finally add some adventure to your fake internet character. Here are some fresh ideas for new roles for you to play: The soiled panty sniffer, the insatiable overeater, the fabulous cross dresser, the marathon runner, the Mount Everest climber, the lady-boy bar owner, the wine taster, the wanted fugitive, the international arms dealer, the dild0 factory owner, the woman’s shoe thief, the food blogger, the Harley gang bikebiker, the gay sauna owner, the village idi0t, the unstable short-order cook, the cocktail bar hostess, the rice farmer, the lunatic asylum escapee, the hi-so trans socialite, the begpacker, the Thai language expert, the cabaret show dancer. Cmon bob, live a little. The world is your oyster!

Meanwhile, this is prolly how bob spends most of his nights?

You forgot to mention that he's a sharp dresser and his stint at the high end gym with all the white skinned girls where he was to become Mr. Universe. Anyway, let's see tomorrow who he plans to become next for a day. He's already played the drunk, the womanizer, the deserter, the fitness freak, the good husband, the bad husband, the fed up geeezer, the angry farang, the crowd pleaser, gods gift to bar girls, the part-time tranny lover, so what's left? The world is your oyster!

bob, you are not funny at all today. Too much balls across the nose?

don't talk to me. abc.

Good catch. When he's bent over like that, most people can't recognize him. 👍🏼

drunk, lonely, friendless, jobless, wifeless, it's a dangerous combination innit.

bob is the kind of imp who will rock up to the urinal right next yours and pretend to have a slash when there are 50 other options still available.