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mrwebb8825

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  1. Guaranteed door-to-door service and someone to carry your bags and an hour ride for 1,700 baht vs carrying your own bags, train or shuttle in the wrong direction for an hour followed by carrying your own bags again and then another 2-3 hours on a crowded bus that doesn't end up where you want to go followed by finding a taxi that may or may not get the trip right all to save 50% - Hmmmm.... Stick a crowbar in your wallet and start enjoying your trip.
  2. They don't allow people with the runs to join.
  3. do you also need his height, weight, bra size and the number for his sister/gf/wife?
  4. Depends and a banana - properly inserted of course.
  5. I always pour my shake in the bong to cool the bud smoke and add flavor
  6. If I had his money, I'd be contracting these from Japan as we speak. They could tend the crops, monitor the defense laser cannons (think about the movie "Congo") and switch off in bed every night.
  7. Telltale signs you might be too small: A virgin asks "Is it in yet?" Your own hand keeps slipping off no matter how short the strokes Your gf/wife stops blowing to pick some food out of her teeth with it You're 90 lbs dripping wet and still can't see it when you pee
  8. pretty sure he means for cooking, not dating.
  9. I would think 1 of the local outdoor bars would accommodate you. 1) They're already loud-ish, 2) They get your drink business, 3) You'd probably draw curious spectators who would then drink, 4) Once established as a place, time, event, you may even get larger participation. Make arrangements with the owner and manager for a slight discount on volume drinking and a cordoned off area for suedo privacy from wandering drunks.
  10. According to my wife (she is Thai) IF the dad changed the land papers before he died to separate the land then that is the law. It would be up to the sisters (NOT the daughter of 1 of them) to decide how the land gets divided. The ONLY thing the law can do is mediate. IF the dad did NOT change the paperwork dividing the land between the 3 sisters (HIS daughters) then Thai law says it is split equally between the 3 sisters. (providing mom is also gone, if not, it's all hers) Now the problem arises based on the previously surveyed "Lots" on the land when it originally passed to the dad and where the house is built. Is it built across 2 lots or solely on 1? The value of that lot (those lots) increases because of the house making the 3rd that includes the house smaller in size to keep it equal in value. ps. my wife was an associate professor of Politics/Law for 30 years in Thailand
  11. Depending on the value of the condo, maybe offer it to your lawyer at 80% market value IF they waive attorney fees AND pay all transfer costs. On a 1 million baht condo they stand to get 100,000+ baht and you pocket 800,000 baht hassle free. Kind of a "kill 2 birds with 1 stone" scenario. This way you would have "0" out of pocket expenses (except airfare and food - you could stay in the condo rent free)
  12. Another option: You could ask if they would consider a "Rent-To-Own" lease spreading the cost over 10-15 years with a "forfeiture of all funds paid" clause if they fail to complete it. IF they're running a good business model it would be good for them AND you'd keep getting paid for the duration, the insurance issues would switch to them (her), and you'd have less headaches because Thai laws are different for purchasers vs renters.( i.e. responsibilities) Might be a consideration based on your age and future plans with the property as repair/renovation costs will just increase over the years.
  13. Could just be a way of using real life study subjects for free to improve AI responses. If you have ever tried to beta release of Bing AI Chat you would see they are easy to spot because they are too logic oriented. By using living test subjects they can introduce feeling and emotional tempered responses. Try Bing AI on sensitive but not offensive subjects (War, Human Rights, etc.) then ask the same of your supposed bots and compare the responses.
  14. Trying to "Boldly go where no man has gone before"? Meet some pretty freakin' cute "Toms" before.
  15. I've never had my cream squeezed out of me at a hospital. Is that a special service? How much extra is it?
  16. Maybe they need to hand out police uniforms, promote cosplay and encourage baht bus strip tease shows to get them back.
  17. What is the main cause of catarrh? It's believed that catarrh happens when your body responds to things like an infection or an irritant. This reaction can cause swelling in your nose and sinuses, leading to an increase in the amount of mucus that's made. Catarrh is often only temporary. How do you get rid of catarrh? A pharmacist can help with catarrh You could ask a pharmacist about: decongestants and other medicines to help relieve catarrh. salt water nose rinses – you can get several types, including specially designed bottles, nasal sprays and sachets.
  18. Since the laundry lady committed the original offense (by this statute) "Hurting mind by posting on social media" the police would consider the slap to be retribution and case closed.
  19. You gonna make them give butt munches, play water sports, give bjs then make them fetch you a beer on all fours followed by 100 baht just to see if they come back?
  20. I put up lights 1 year and kept having truckers stopping by looking for Karaoke, beer and hookers.
  21. and the American bartender says; "Sorry, I only speak English."
  22. They've listed the 4 main "Dumping Grounds" for the Thai Elite (a.k.a. spoiled little rich brats). These "kids" would rather be out getting high and drunk and fighting, not being forced into showing school support or spirit. Never saw "news agencies" covering our sports days event out in Nakon Nowhere.
  23. So, when you "cut the cheese" do folks clammer to be the "Smart Feller"?
  24. His full name is Bond, Jamaal Bond of her(his) majesty's secret service. "FumbleFinger" coming to a theater near you.
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