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sammieuk1

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  1. Read this twice even three times and still find you have so many questions not relating to suicide then your not alone πŸ€”
  2. My experience of Thai Airways customer service is, the customer is never right end of story with your email is barred also πŸ€”
  3. Asylum seeking is the way to go with the chance of a vacation in Rwanda when your ticket is up πŸ€”
  4. Sure that's Bob Cropper making a bolt for it πŸ€”
  5. Next up honest taxi driver with a gun sees van driver with a knife on a zebra crossing πŸ€”
  6. The beer will go before the aircon here, who cares about the cost I will sell a kidney first if I have toπŸ€”
  7. Google 88 city 2 or 1 area nice quiet and close to everything always rentals available 7 km to beach 1 km to immigration πŸ€”
  8. Move along just a normal unnamed pissed executive kicking the police in the face fine them an unknown amount and forget it πŸ€”
  9. You can almost hear Xi's sack twitching πŸ€”
  10. Aston Martin one-77 and the resurrection of Gary Moore rocking up driving my new 40ft Motorhome or tonight's ThunderballπŸ€”
  11. High speed pursuits Thailand enough said πŸ€”
  12. What's the odds on that asked Big Ballsak πŸ€”
  13. Taxi for the Russian a very big drink for the snitch and the Ducati for meπŸ€”
  14. A very serious crime doing the superintendent out of his money transfer him to the bookies πŸ€”
  15. Luckily the taxi driver was already on his way to the police station to hand in a diamond ring and a bag of cash left on his back seat πŸ€”
  16. But don't vape it cos you will be in a world of Eartha Kitt πŸ€”
  17. The minimum meat on the bones reporting so as not to alarm our Russian friends πŸ€”
  18. The second one today in the killing zone get him back on the road it's safer πŸ€”
  19. According to my bill I must have joined the wiggle gigawatt club and become a platinum member πŸ€”
  20. The PM's portfolio needs some investigation BJ get your case back open againπŸ€”
  21. Attention pedestrians! The killing zone is clearly marked in black and white, now red and white in this case πŸ€”
  22. Think they are busy swimming at the moment the tide has come in πŸ€”
  23. A swamp within a swamp BJ was not keen on the odds and wants to hang on to his nesteggs πŸ€”
  24. With the size of Anutin's head it could be a disaster going there PM send Big Joke πŸ€”
  25. You have reverse elections here, where you only get what you never voted for, or appeared on any ballot paper, a bit like the David Cameron syndrom the UK experienced but with guns πŸ€”
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