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sammieuk1

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  1. I he is quick he can slide into France on Xi's slug trail πŸ€”
  2. Medical benefits' more like trouser pocket benefits' for this dirty weed merchant πŸ€”
  3. Now commonly known as magic "Donald" πŸ€”
  4. No mention of Burmese yet but there is still time πŸ€”Rip
  5. Sounds like a job for our ambassador when he's back from lunch πŸ€”Rip
  6. That's my BBC up the chuffer then whilst having a Big Mac ..Think I will stay home and order by Grab πŸ€”
  7. TT Thailand all day everyday anywhere and everywhere πŸ€”
  8. Oh! no Thais behaving badly who would have thought it πŸ€”
  9. Cars have trunks must be the attraction for jumbos πŸ€”
  10. Tony the shadow PM was it you πŸ€”
  11. That's what shadow PM's do after feigning near death experiences' πŸ€”
  12. That's some massage for 7.5k, and now a happy ending for everyone reading this goodbye πŸ€”
  13. A clear case of Nok' Nok' is there anybody there we want compoπŸ€”
  14. Tik Tok is the way to go surely πŸ€”
  15. For the last 2 months its been like old mother Hubbards without a bone πŸ€”
  16. Could be a Swiss heiress this time was there will in her pocket πŸ€”Rip
  17. The default position of your tour boat has been reached πŸ€”Rip
  18. It all translates to a rancid pile of sh!te by the sound of it πŸ€”
  19. As predicted last week its gone from a clear case of suicide to everyone's in on it πŸ€”
  20. Shocked to find out police were still active and sober at 3.30am must have stayed up for the football results πŸ€”
  21. No need to sweep things under the carpet anymore it gets stacked up in full view 10 foot tall πŸ€”
  22. Do the people a favor and don't have any more elections, they are never ever going to get what they voted for πŸ€”
  23. When in Phuket never leave home without a battery angle grinder the police need money their gambling sites are offline πŸ€”
  24. The last hope and only hope is for stormy weather in Rishi's next manifesto, and its billions cheaper, expect some wind farms pointing at the sea and France to be built nextπŸ€”
  25. Unfortunately he had been influenced into to thinking he could drive πŸ€”
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