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sammieuk1

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  1. Yes every morning when I do a backflip like that a weapon drops out of my pants also πŸ€”
  2. No such Chinese scam gangs will survive here now we have a Chinese police force but...πŸ€”
  3. Looks like the revitalized business found a shed load of new mugs to rinse is about the size of it πŸ€”
  4. Apparently Phuket now has an abundance of taxi drivers, prostitutes, gangsters,hairdressers and drug dealers to bolster the economy πŸ€”
  5. The more lardy you get the more your package will get crushed along with your choice as pants are only made for stick insects hereπŸ€”
  6. My local Tesco appear to employ double the required staff to tap on phone screens, but only one cashier and happens every Friday morning so I must agree demand is high πŸ€”
  7. And all that he knew was the hole in his shoe that was letting in water that caused the "Traffic" problem πŸ€”
  8. Looking forward to their Russian taxi driver robbed me stories very soon then πŸ€”
  9. Probably Turkish with a work permit purchased from the cop on the left πŸ€”
  10. A round of applause for the red army is next up after they build a new station πŸ€”
  11. Now here's something useful for this fool to do guinea pig the water supply, he knows what the swamp tastes like alreadyπŸ€”
  12. What could possibly go wrong at the gates to delirium, just don't trip over any sprouting tentacles of Xi πŸ€”
  13. A clear case of Beach mattwars now the sunbeds are missing πŸ€”
  14. You just can't fix stupid here can you πŸ€”
  15. You may regret going for a week and find its 6 days 23 hours to long πŸ€”
  16. The biggest threat will come from China when Xi wakes up to the amount of news articles quoting "Taiwan" in recent weeks πŸ€”
  17. A pickup in Thai hands is a weapon of mass destruction ban them πŸ€”Rip
  18. No such yobs in Hua Hin we are to busy watching our paint dry πŸ€”
  19. The short answer is "No" πŸ€”
  20. Umm not my experience though πŸ€”
  21. Being of the people,for the people that got mugged at the election he means πŸ€”
  22. Brought to you by the ministry for holes and caves live on facebook last night πŸ€”
  23. We will see as the actress said πŸ€”
  24. Does the MET know Tommy Robinson's crew is guarding the cenotaph so they better put the army on standby πŸ€”
  25. The charges will be reduced to perfectly normal driving when the garbage truck employee's confess to illegal parking πŸ€”
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