sammieuk1

For some obscure reason my Mrs has taken over this job mainly because something has got in the way and can't stand my grunting I'm guessing 🤔

The minister for silly walks will be along any second now to explain how this is going to help, outside of la-la land 🤔

Years ago after a visit here I arrived back at my house in Turkey and an excited neighbour was telling me how he had seen a big mouse on my roof . I had no idea of what he was waffling about until I went inside the rat had bit through a 100 gallon water pipe to a tank sat on the roof that in turn the water sat on top of the concrete ceiling for 6 weeks covering everything in my bedroom in black mould a sight I will never forget. Advice here is get it out at any cost🤔

The two guards had already warned him not to escape at lunch time🤔

It could have been worse he could have drunk it 🤔

And here you have the minister for taking the piss 🤔

This sounds a far to sensible a decision for here 🤔

The enhancement sure ain't going to well as last night around 8pm a warp speed pickup with a drunk driver took out 4 power poles opposite immigration plunging me and hundreds of other into a 3 hour steaming hot darkness. The driver somehow survived with broken legs and a bill for 800,000bt 🤔

Similar problem here in HH everyone got a letter as mass non payment this year, then a second letter if you don't pay! no rubbish collection any delivery's won't get past the gatehouse barrier your cardkey will be cut off. The next door village failed to collect from mainly Chinese and part finished houses and now no security guard, barrier and all street lights cut off 🤔

He looks like Pinocchio in the photo for some reason 🤔

Looks like the x-ray ferreted him out then 🤔

Keep killing them and they won't come back is my guess 🤔

Wheres Xi helmet 🤔

Never mind damaged reputations the image I remember fondly is arousal 🤔

A lot of dead people have said that so it must be true 🤔

That looks like a hell of a lump on his head he needs an app for that 🤔

Surprised he missed the hanging garden of wiring babylon right outside his front door though 🤔

Your nicked blondie! and your peroxide you suspicious looker 🤔

The man for the job cover up the Lexus 🤔

Now known as Soi peaceful 🤔

This will be difficult as the Police are the biggest illicit sellers 🤔

Fathers day so get wasted 🤔

Football pools no winners with 24pts announced I had 23pts nearly fainted, then two sweaty days later 10,000 winners with 23pts rocked up and my £1million ended up £5,500🤔

Just read the first page of comments and deduce there are no Buddhists only pagans here, by the grace of god and all that good luck and hope it all works out 🤔

Privy is about the best place for him 🤔