sammieuk1

Who came up with this masterplan and convoluted approach to steal a pickup we need a vinyl board and pointing stick to fathom this one out ????

Guessing the degrading mark was brown ????

When all the pontificating is done and a new PM is probably dug up the first question will be where has all the money gone since May ????

Land of Lets have a vote and get as far away from the result as possible ????

Get the savage mutt in the freezer and ship it off to Vietnam ????

We only want confessions in under 30 seconds usually but this one took several hours with a several hour lunch break its been exhaustive ????

Looks like he has already plugged his face in to the DS suspension system ????

Sure things of various sizes will start disappearing very soon ????

Land of absolutely no shame whatsoever ????

I had a little guest house in CM when I first came here and had a Turkish couple stay the lady fell down a similar hole on her second day. After reporting it to the police the answer only enraged her further as she was told should have looked were you were going end of culpability ????

A pervert that's not in government or working for the BBC is the only redeeming factor in this story it will be off to Whitemoor then ghosted around the system so everyone can have a go at you for the rest of your worthless life????

He was misheard and the Q was substituted for the S that he just turned out now we have a stinker in the house ????

I seriously doubt several people asked for a gander at his chopper unless they needed to vomit urgently ????

Now known as do one brother ton ????

He now feels a compete bell end along with the rescuers ????

What a surprise Sompong always looked so honest with a face that's been hacked off of a buffalos rear end ????

Pita is not toast yet as a Lazarus moment is on the cards but that word constitutional is lurking and that only means money ????

For sure Kor Chor is no more ????

Am cyanide where are you urgent ????

Its saffron head the monk that glows in the dark all perfectly normal at the asylum ????

Let me know if you find any pants for fat people also asking for a friend ????

It wasn't that prestigious my invite never arrived ????

Adding to the sinking there is no more room for fresh embezzlers we are at capacity ????

Its ok its self raising flour for you doughnuts ????

The NACC already have dead friends in high places so will be pointless but keep trying ????