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sammieuk1

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  1. They are all looking in different directions one even looks to have sniffed out the trough of cash ????
  2. At least he left a stool and a chair but he has some very oversize overweight bags to take to swampy ????
  3. We need more soi Jack Russell's problem solved ????
  4. Heston barista badged here as Breville faultless for 7 years after a dozen previous wastes of money ????
  5. Tarnished his reputation or polished it with this revelation ????
  6. Maybe the Peruvian man kept his gear in the same place Pooh Bear keeps his honey ????
  7. Old Pooh Bear will be pleased some more honey is coming to the pot a reciprocal bone will be thrown one day ????
  8. Why all the quick congratulations have they got a PM no one voted for also ????
  9. Putin has denazified a real Nazi ????
  10. World record for falling out of a window has been broken as the the renamed Wagner group hit the floor ????
  11. Stayed in jail for half a day .. off to A+E for the sides to be stitched back up for me ????
  12. Personally I would have him down to sell the big issue suggest outside hospitals something he can't mess up ????
  13. The party will do its utmost to keep in check the cheques and those that will become unusually wealthy first please ????
  14. When they aren't busy battering and shooting rivals to death or gouging the life out of you the taxi drivers here are just honest teddy bears ????
  15. All part of the fat pockets exoneration of any culpability whatsoever club ????
  16. Puff puff the magic dragon will get his health ministers job back that was the deal unless...????
  17. Would it not be a good time to post his full name and mug shot or has he got a mysterious law to prevent it ????
  18. Prawit has the updated Patek Philippe Grandmaster Chime Number 2 fitted to his commode ????
  19. Suppose Thais will be happy enough with another PM they never voted for or will they ?????
  20. Forget what we said must be a direct quote from Boris Johnson ????
  21. That was me my Mrs. bit my nipple looking for her glasses ????
  22. Got a heavy stonker about 5pm yesterday in HH at last ????
  23. Good to see the men with the most badges keeping both eyes on the prize ????
  24. Like the way fake ads and military junta are used in the same sentence but its only important to ban Facebook priceless ????
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