sammieuk1

I once lifted an outside mat only to have a monster 8 inch black mother hanging off my finger = A+E two injections one in each ass cheek and I can confirm its not a pleasant experience ????

Sometimes a bowl of fruit and a Wai wont cut it good luck ????

Next up Pattaya deserted ????

How do you disappear on a train unless you tunnel out ????

Unusually wealthy alarm sounding loud and clear ????

For stubborn spots if all else fails ????

Will it be an elephant parade or a shipping container barricade as the convoluted horn gets blown in this never ending lunacy ????

Land of you won but not really cos we don't like who won in a nutshell ????

On the plus side it looks like it took two days to come back down ????

Men children its an emoji no one died what nonsense who cares .. obviously now some of you for some bizarre reason ????

All in the land where you can see a burger stall on the steps of McDonalds ????

Wonder why he needs two pairs of sunglasses is it part of his disguise ????

Looks like a noose in the photos background use it ????

Unfortunately the asylum seeker found the asylum ????

On the menu tonight is lead stew where and you can have brandishing and inundation for pudding ????

Rollie Rolex in his natural habitat oblivious ????

Loosing the will to live with this insane nonsense day in day out what a cluster ????

My Mrs has a brick or her knickers ready to throw if this all goes "Pita" tits now what will it be ????

The woman is known as Dalmatian I suppose but now in a spot of bother ????

Suggest the OP ask his Mrs if she could teach my 9 year old son even the most elementary math's there is a war every weekend as the fingers come out for 3+6 he is a brimmingly happy boy who loves school but alas no genius . Recently he has been moved down a class being 3x the size of an average Thai kid of the same age his classmates are all microdots but he is happy as a pig in **** I can only hope he develops other skills at some stage ????

As already said Samsung smart switch app on both devices then connect together easy 123 ????

What a perfectly natural process in banana land ????

Finding gears selecting gears reversing gears overdrive and leg it will be the probable outcome ????

One belt one road one strangulation more like ????

Probably in a hurry to get to his casino and can't afford all the camera flashes at 200mph ????