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sammieuk1

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  1. My English ex wife got bent over for £20k then traveled to Scotland to meet him and guess what! laugh I nearly ruptured myself ????
  2. The generals minions defeated the old lady and erected an umbrella so no one would notice but Prawit the hawk was watch-ing ????
  3. I personally can't wait to find out what their refugee status will be when the money runs out, I suspect they will find out their hosts aren't so welcoming and print vinyl boards of them and point sticks at it ????
  4. How first aid has moved on here CPR for fainting may make the driver wish he hadn't come round ????
  5. At least the sky is blue in HH after 10 years in CM thought it was only milky white ????
  6. He needs to get off Facebook and on to TikTok surely so the nation can see just how much worse things can still get ????
  7. That's inflation for you together with the spiraling cost of pot noddle's and mangos the 4m just evaporated ????
  8. Acting is the correct word to use spanner is another in his case ????
  9. She is full of remorse she brought her own plastic bag just incase the police were running short ????
  10. Its a killing ground outside schools thank god the school holidays are here to postpone the slaughter ????Rip
  11. Solved the cause of fainting reported by one officer ????
  12. Next up a poll on Thai penis's in the unlikely event they win this one ????
  13. Maybe he has a Pidgeon problem or he is just another police nutcase ????
  14. Ineffective is an understatement exacerbated by the freely available skunk shops championed by a health minister I would say ????
  15. Obviously the fault of micro rain and wind failure no other explanation ????
  16. First rule is setup a committee then you can blame someone else if the carpet ever gets lifted no wonder he is president ????
  17. I have never fancied a floating restaurant here for some reason ????
  18. This is not the time for an honest taxi driver turning up bearing gifts then ????
  19. Rome wasn't built in a day but he can be easily knocked down with a defamation case ????
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