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Hope it doesn't go down as easy as the cold bxxr! (I don't want to promote anything)

3 hours ago, AndyFoxy said:

Going with some guy she doesn’t know to his apartment. What could go wrong?

It's actually statistically safer to go home with a stranger as the majority of sexual assaults are carried out by someone the victim knows!

She wrote the letter to Charles AFTER she had publicly accused the royal family of racism.

It's a bit like going to Pamplona and getting annoyed because you've just been gored by a bull.

I can't attest to the mollycoddling of the cigars as I don't smoke, but Whisgars on soi 23 bangkok is a very nice place. Various 5 star hotels offer cigar lounges on the premises, and Paddy's Irish pud and grill at Mabprachan pattaya advertises a cigar lounge.

Eureka, I've figured it out.  SCOTUS overturned Roe v Wade because with all the school shootings they were running out of targets!

Sounds like the doll gives him the willies! 

Not really sure how you can refer to that flimsy metal box as a 'safe.'

It doesn't end after you get the Visa; you have to be ready to deal with aggressive questioning on arrival in UK.

Before marriage I took my wife, then girlfriend, to UK.  I went through the UK Passport holder channel as directed and waited behind the visitor channels.  There was a choice of old man, young man, old woman  and young woman; I guessed the last one would be worst.  That's the one she got.

Imm - why are you coming to UK?

Wife - for a holiday,

Imm - where are you going to stay?

Wife - I'm not sure.

Imm - what do you mean?

Wife - I'm staying with boyfriend's parents.

Imm - who is your boyfriend?

Wife - he is standing behind you waiting for me.

(I was 39 but looked 49, wife was 29 but looked 19)

Imm - aah, are you going to get married while you are here?

Wife - no, he is already married!

I was in the process of a divorce from previous wife at the time.  Imm woman turned round and gave me the filthiest look imaginable as she seemed to think I was some depraved married Brit bringing back a young Thai girl unbeknownst to his poor Brit wife.

Couldn't prevent entry to UK as she had not only told the truth but had proved that it was impossible for her to enter for the purposes of getting married.

19 hours ago, ozimoron said:

Jordan, as usual, is not thinking past his own political aspirations for the next election. 

Or trying to show loyalty so that anyone who has dirt on him doesn't release it?

16 hours ago, proton said:

what books have they banned, apart from LGBT propaganda in kiddies libraries?

Their definition of unsuitable books for children would also include the bible; it's quite a raunchy read!

I have used Quaker oats (the quick, just add hot water type) instead of rusk and found they did a similar job of absorbing liquid and binding the sausage together.  Oats are good for the heart and reducing cholesterol so you can consider them a 'health food' sausage! ????

1 hour ago, 2baht said:

They can't add 2 + 1 without a calculator! Testimony to their education system!

Maybe so, but a calculator next to the till is a sign they may be ripping the owner off.

1 hour ago, digger70 said:

That's the only way to try to keep the workers Honest.

It's actually only one of many ways; and not very effective.  A till that is never short may make the owners think everything is good and nobody is taking money from the till.  However, there are numerous ways to defraud the system and make a tidy profit.  There are digital analysis systems that spot fraudulent behaviour and create alerts for loss prevention teams or management to act on; every retail operation is vulnerable.  I have seen videos of staff at one outlet in UK taking approximately 40k Stg out of the till, which always balanced.  This was their flagship store with all management and returns setting exemplary standards for others.

7 hours ago, Chomper Higgot said:

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick.

Throw Trump in the local nick.

Ok, who is writing the next line of the poem?

4 hours ago, Bkk Brian said:

Minus their flagship the Moskva, sunk by Ukraine Neptune anti-ship missiles I believe

Think it should be 'plus the Moskva' as that is now permanently stationed in the Black Sea.....at the bottom!

On 3/14/2023 at 4:49 AM, HuskerDo2 said:

Wealthy Willie?

Moneybags Marty?

Generous Jim?

Johnny Cash?

 

 

 

 

 

 

You missed out Easy Mark!

20 hours ago, Dave0206 said:

Let's name him but not her? 

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