omnilangur

That dirtbag closed his shop TODAY!!! ARghhhhhhh!

Thanks for the 4000 plus reads TV! I hope you all FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS of the less fortunate humans and animals here in the LOS...

My dear chap., I doubt anyone is jealous of something that isn't true....

I know a heavy drinker who died killed himself a year ago. He told me his lady had him in debt and refused to even wash his clothes in A MACHINE! The truth is what I speak and for you to stand in awe or disbelief is quite a compliment, thanks!

Judging by the look of misery and shame on the faces of the 'little dogs (Farang) that I see in BigC every time I go there, trotting after their wife, I am beginning to understand why many of them just do the 'avoid eye contact' thing as a matter of course. One Farnag poisoned in our village, another being cuckolded without shame, many absentee Farnag houses inhabited by wife plus her boyfriend, I seem to be the only one leading a normal existence, despite many temptations.

My wife knows that I am capable f packing my bag and leaving at any time, marriage or no marriage. I came here for freedom, not enslavement.

Mind you, she has threatened to cut my balls off..

I frequently shop at Big-C. However, I tend to avoid eye contact with any farang who looks likely to collar me with a story about all the enslaved expats in his village, excepting Mr. Macho of course, being cuckolded or even murdered. Meeting you would bugger up a pleasant shopping trip and the rest of my day.

deary me, what an evil posting. I am definitely not Mr. Macho, every time I mention the avoid eye contact thing, I get insulted. What strange people some of you are.

Where I lived before, sir, if you didn't say good morning or answer a 'good morning', people took it very badly.

Come visit my village and I'll show you around. It's not a big deal, that's the way it is.

I agree with cooked, I've had eye witness testimonials from the men who have had their family jewels cooked, blended, sauteed, grilled, filleted, etc. Be careful around many of these frog and dog eaters!

Teaching at multiple schools within the near vicinity you could potentially make 40 k baht a month if you have good negotiation skills in thai,

and know how to grease down a school director with a little bit of Johnny walker black every month!

He spoke good english "You sit down, wait, me see shoe? I said ok here is the shoes and I would like you to repair the soles. He said "Stop your mouth and give me 180 baht. I told him for 200 baht I can buy a second hand pair of shoes equally as ugly as the ones i wanted to have repaired!" He replied "Give me 170 I said no he said 150 I said I'm going to buy those shoes he then said ok 120 baht but only for you! He said they would be fixed the following day and when I went back he said not fixed come tommorrow, so I came back again and he said 'have lots of work and you are Kee niow mak mak" I told him "You work slow like a turtle up the arse of a bufallo", he looked at me strange and said come back tomorrow I fix your shoe and me not stupid bufallo I make you kentucky fried chicken!" So when I come back today if he has not fixed my shoes, I will tell him, 'You have two choices, 1st choice is you can have my shoes for free if you can fit both of them entirely all the way up your arse in 2 minutes, 2nd choice is you give my shoes back to me and I fix them myself you lying sack of buddha BullS*** and tell your wife she can shine my shoes after I get done stomping your mindless head into the ground and me kee niow? No no, I wont charge her anything I will give you both service for FREE!

Fraid not.

I ride a CBR, hence the user name.

Do I sense a bit of forum paranoia?

THanks for the support, some of these old losers or only jealous..

The problem is with MALE Roosters and when they have too many in the near vicinity they start the COCKLE DOODLE DOO Competition from 3 am until midnight! I cant stand these loud mouthed birds, thats why chicken is one of the only meats I will eat!

All they need is a few dates with me and they will be screaming, Yesss F&&& me harder!!!!!!!!!!:

Some farangs are just dumb, my wifes niece has has a English bloke she is hooked up to who happily sends money over has built her a house all the usual things.

The father of this girl is a little embarressed as she has the thai boyfriend sleeping with her under the farangs house.

Now here is the stupid thing the English farang has been warned by my wife telling him exactly what is happening under his roof but he cannot believe it so he continues to send money to this little tramp as I like to call her.

My wife is even embarressed at what is happening to this english bloke and if you are on thai visa and have read this thread believe everything my wife has told you.

Most garbage comes from the same bin.......

or family line.........or just ..humanity.

It takes a stupid rabbit to chase a rotten carrot in circles.

(People who respond to Trolls)

I'm ugly, poor, young and my GF has loved me for over a year and works 6 days a week making minimum wage and still has the love in her heart to come home and wash my clothes and do the dishes. NOw thats REAL LOVE!

Briggsy is right it is time that busy people should be bored with this mindless drivel. But this is Thailand and it does something to your mind after years in the bush. Constantly getting bad marks in the University of Hard Knocks tends to make me enjoy having a shot back. Cheap thrill for sure but ..... Spin the chambers once more OP, lets see if a bullet emerges this time

A cheap thrill for a donkey would be mistaking my unicorn horn as a phallus and attempting to rape yourself. CONGRATULATIONS for having a SHOT back...........and forth! lol

I feel like I'm a unicorn surrounded by dumbfounded donkeys at the feeding plough. YES the food is gone because I was smart enough to eat it all whie the rest of you were being gangbanged by the higher foodchain of stallions.....

Isaangeorge should let everyone one know THIS IS THAILAND, rules are made to be broken even as it is preached in Buddhism!

No offence to anyone here at all, but I also have never seen the appeal. I've had plenty of short-term Thai girlfriends and never found them to be a 'drama' like so many others. I think if you fawn all over them, they often treat you like sh1t, just like women the world over.

However, I've never really been able to get that close to Thai girls, or any of the other girls I've dated in developing countries. Many guys I've known have ended up with Thai or Khmer wives because they have broken relationships in the West and feel bitter and resentful towards Western women. I, however, have had some great relationships (and some bad one) and have never used the term that is so popular in Cambodia 'FWC' for 'Fat White Cow', a term that is applied to every white woman.

I also don't feel I've ever had a good conversation with a Thai girlfriend. I remember looking up at the moon one night, to hear my Thai girlfriend say 'you heb same moon England?' I don't find these things endearing, these comments do not make me go 'aaaaw'.

I want to be able to talk about deep politics and philosophy sometimes... I want to watch a film that doesn't have slapstick comedy in or explosions every 3 minutes. I want to be able to crack a dry joke and for my girlfriend to get it. I want her to appreciate who I am, and not just love the fact she's got a white boyfriend.

Sweeping generalizations, I know, and it's nothing against Thai women. I made a pledge to myself some years ago (after a Ugandan girlfriend) that I would never date a girl from a developing country again (other than to just ).

There's too much going on, they can't fall in love with me, not just because I'm an *sshole but because all they see are the opportunities that could be had if I was married to them. I always feel a good comparison is if I met a rich, Texan millionaire <deleted>.. all I'd be thinking is 'I have to make this work' rather than getting to know if we would make a good couple or not.

This just works for me..

Maybe you should hang out with a better class of Thai women. Venture outside Nana...

I think the man makes a worthwhile point.

Many local girls are more than a little vacuous.

Also I notice a certain lack of sweetness comparing the Isaan and Lao women to the Thai girls from traditional families. They are also far more polite if they come from an educated religious family. Some of the brass women in Laos and Isaan are just as overbearing and direct as our western counterparts!

aint this the new foodstamp program for us flood victims in this map region?

Posters love this light banter. No politics, no racism, no sexism, no tragedy - just a chance for a bit of light hearted banter.

Are the beads to stop their hands slipping off or what? Some posters might think the Thai police are already big enough pr**ks without the enhancements. Do they suffer from an inferiority complex. For those that have tried the Thai condoms - they are smaller than the Western condoms..

For those who have tried the thai women they are also a bit more snug on the trigger. God bless the Thai men, dirk digglers go home and stop tearing up the pristine forests of thailand!

The silent bombs of the future will be viral and the victim will not even know his predator...

It was to test YOUR ignorance. Also I was blowing off some steam about a greedy corporation worth billions enslaving Thai's for pennies..

I admit that I initially did test everyone because I thought that if I told you all I was from Bulgaria, you would only further degrade my heritage. Now everyone knows the truth and maybe I am a troll living underground but I'd rather be a troll than be a walking, talking landfill. Me I not speak english so well but good enough to get over 3000 reads in one night on my 13th post. I should have more respect for my senior citizens, i feel like I'm trapped inside the worlds biggest retirement home whenever i visit an expat village in thailand....

Having lived in a few places around the world, what most pisses me off about Thailand is the 'Oi Oi Savaloy' contingent from every nasty armpit of the UK. Same happened to Goa and the same is happening to Cambodia. These people need to die; that is a fact.

Nice to see - for once - a thread where expats bash expats and not Thai's...

but I must say I truly admire the op... has talked with one man in one street in one city and had a quick look in few bars in that one street in that one city... and came to the clear and unambiguous and non-disputable conclusion that all expats in Thailand are undesirable scumbags...

WOW! Op must make lot of money with fortune-telling....

There are several things in life, we do not need a PHD to, and still, we can manage to get it correct.

4th place in the world most likely to get hit by a natural disaster makes me wonder why are we here?

No, it's not legal without paperwork.

School here is VERY different from where you come from. I've been doing it 10 years here and the penny's only just starting to drop.

For 10K I would think you you would have to do 10 full days.

If you don't need the money, I wouldn't bother.

i've said to my wife i cannot see how they could justify 2,500 per day for this .. i would actualy feel i little guilty having it from them.

while the money always helps I see it also as i way perhaps of getting used to village life a litte more, especilay the making of new friends

also the fun aspect of something new.. i don't think i'd like the daily 3 hour version as it creates a huge bind ontime for little return, but just dedicating 1 day per week does not seem so bad.

i wonder if this is part of this 200,000 native english teacher project mentioned on another thread and they have set schools unrealisitic dates to submit paperwork

Keep your mouth shut and stop gossiping about a perfectly well run new system, foolish people are those who spread negativity about teachers in thailand and the generous government which employs them..

The United States has given Thailand more money in Flood relief than any nation in the World. Interesting video clip, but I'm not sure abhisit is free from corruption either?