tubby johnson

His chin looks like a scrotum.

Thank you for your advice. I have made the online appointment.

... or WIMP out like you. The tuktuk driver was being helpful, that's all. This isn't bogan-land where kindness is ridiculed by bogans.

Tedious. My 90-day is due on 24 Oct, so I submitted it online on 10 Oct and as of today (20 Oct) it is still PENDING.

Cool story, bro. You sound like a real tough guy and I hope the anal you received in prison wasn't too painful or traumatizing, .... but what does your rant have to do with the TM30 procedure at Jomtien?

Any excess movement - apart from her thumbs - is an unnecessary waste of precious calories. Those face muscles are needed for chewing junk food. Sit, eat, play, repeat.

You could have saved a lot of needless pedantry if you had stated that right from the beginning.

Why don't you pronounce it "alley" then?

Stalk him!

Must kowtow to China. New top priority. Keep those tourist yuan/renminbi flowing in!!

" .... some defended the Russian group, contending that it was unfair to impose his playlist on other restaurant patrons and that he should not have requested them to complete it." He insisted on imposing his atrocious music on everyone present and now proceeds to make racist generalisations about Russian people.

So that you'll understand.

Our keyboard warrior is back!! Seriously, Mr Tough Guy ..... it's best not to encourage other people to get into fights. While you're excitedly hiding behind a tree watching the fight take place, the OP could get himself seriously hurt if the older son loses face, or resorts to weapons, or returns with his friends. You're not living in a Steven Seagal fantasy where an obese middle-aged guy beats up everyone -- this is Thailand.

Take some time out, have some quiet time by yourself, and contemplate the wrong direction your life has taken you so far. One of your most awful comments.

In Indonesia I was once offered a plate of nazi goreng.

Well, then try listening to music in future, not to personalities.

David Brent started a fight? Transcript: "Me lager, Finchy lager, Gareth lager, sometimes cider. So, ........ What? Against karate?"

He looks like Fabio. What's cooler than that?

Thaksin and his cronies have shown their true colours ... again. ???? ???? ???? Power = money Money = power

They ain't fooling nobody with that name change. ???? We all know who are responsible for spreading this monkey AIDS.

Too many good books. Too many interesting places to travel. Too many funny, original and smart people to reach out too. Too many cute ladies in Thailand and the rest of the Far East. Use your imagination! You come across as mind-numbingly boring and just baiting us with your replies to cure your boredom.

Nearly happened to me once. With a Thai friend bought a bunch of longkong, plumped it down on a table and a scorpion with longkong camouflage crawled out.

I submitted mine Thursday last week too (due 27 July), but still no response so just resubmitted my application a few minutes ago. No idea why approval is taking so long this time.

Was he floating in the sea with his pet kangaroo and wearing thongs and a singlet? If not, he was Austrian.

You met one Filipina and then decided that all Filipinas/Filipinos are friendly? Sample size is important, avoid jumping to conclusions, never be gullible.