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tubby johnson

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  1. David Brent started a fight? Transcript: "Me lager, Finchy lager, Gareth lager, sometimes cider. So, ........ What? Against karate?"
  2. Thaksin and his cronies have shown their true colours ... again. ???? ???? ???? Power = money Money = power
  3. They ain't fooling nobody with that name change. ???? We all know who are responsible for spreading this monkey AIDS.
  4. Too many good books. Too many interesting places to travel. Too many funny, original and smart people to reach out too. Too many cute ladies in Thailand and the rest of the Far East. Use your imagination! You come across as mind-numbingly boring and just baiting us with your replies to cure your boredom.
  5. Nearly happened to me once. With a Thai friend bought a bunch of longkong, plumped it down on a table and a scorpion with longkong camouflage crawled out.
  6. I submitted mine Thursday last week too (due 27 July), but still no response so just resubmitted my application a few minutes ago. No idea why approval is taking so long this time.
  7. Was he floating in the sea with his pet kangaroo and wearing thongs and a singlet? If not, he was Austrian.
  8. You met one Filipina and then decided that all Filipinas/Filipinos are friendly? Sample size is important, avoid jumping to conclusions, never be gullible.
  9. Intentional sabotage by an ex-lover?
  10. First ask her how many dating apps she uses and which of her other foreign boyfriends can send her money & how much.
  11. No, definitely a suicide.
  12. A foreign man? Blame Johnny Foreigner again. Anyway, the skinny wimp looks like a bitch ... and reacted like a bitch to a feeble insult.
  13. Don't use the post office for anything. So much gets stolen by staff.
  14. I've seen this Leduc fella before in news articles. He's a lethwei (Burmese style) boxer and an absolute nutcase. So this delicate flower ate some non-Canadian food and nearly died. Poor thing. Then he whinges about a Thai conspiracy to poison and kill him. Quite pathetic.
  15. You can't be serious! (In John McEnroe's loudest shriek) He doesn't show you any respect nor gratitude, because he has correctly identified you as a cuckold and an ATM. He'll keep satisfying your wife and plucking money off you like feathers of a chicken. You agreed to be in an open relationship. Live with the consequences -- or move out.
  16. Why is it always those Africans? Now it's an African elephant, possibly on a visa overstay and living off sugar cane, bananas and romance scams on the side, without a work permit. Police better get to the bottom of this and deport.
  17. His application for Big Willy was rejected as obscene.
  18. 40 years is a long time to make up your mind. It took me just 2 minutes to decide in favour of capital punishment. Nice story, but please don't impose your precious beliefs on others. This woman committed a series of most evil and selfish acts, and her victims' friends and relatives are in great distress.
  19. I'm aware of the new "2 photocopies of everything" rule. As for financial proof, I always only show a bank letter and copies of my bank book .... however what is the 3 month bank statement?
  20. Same here. I own the condo I live in with my wife, and for the annual marriage extension I always show CW Immigration my chanote. That seems to satisfy them. Several years ago I filled in a TM30, but the IO didn't ask for it.
  21. The army's elite Starfish Troopers will probe deep into this case.
  22. Sorry, it belongs to Thailand now. We're keeping it. Shoulda been more careful.
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