tubby johnson

40 years is a long time to make up your mind. It took me just 2 minutes to decide in favour of capital punishment. Nice story, but please don't impose your precious beliefs on others. This woman committed a series of most evil and selfish acts, and her victims' friends and relatives are in great distress.

I'm aware of the new "2 photocopies of everything" rule. As for financial proof, I always only show a bank letter and copies of my bank book .... however what is the 3 month bank statement?

Same here. I own the condo I live in with my wife, and for the annual marriage extension I always show CW Immigration my chanote. That seems to satisfy them. Several years ago I filled in a TM30, but the IO didn't ask for it.

The army's elite Starfish Troopers will probe deep into this case.

Sorry, it belongs to Thailand now. We're keeping it. Shoulda been more careful.

A toy water pistol of the kind that traumatized the retired boy scout in the OP would dissolve the brown paper bag pretty quickly. Aim toy gun, squirty squirty, paper bag turns to mush, problem solved.

Still too many.

"Ooh, I see colourful toy guns and plastic buckets. Happy people splashing me with water. I haven't felt this emotionally traumatized since I walked past the children's squirty toy guns section at Toys R Us!" Indeed a bit pathetic.

The Yank should wake up and realize the rest of the world ain't America and he can't whine about "safe spaces", "micro-aggression" and his precious rights in Thailand. From the video evidence it looks like the Ugly American started the fight. He paid the consequences. Now accept them like a man and leave Thailand.

But you're shorter than most Thai men. How will they take you seriously?

Probably the first. I've learned to avoid eye contact with farangs, as I invariably regret responding to them. So many whingers, drug addicts, scammers, braggarts, conspiracy theorists, bitter people, chips on their shoulder, insanely bored pensioners, more scammers, talkative bores ..... oh, lots of talkative bores. A bunch of losers and not good to associate with such people.

You wouldn't have been so stressed out if you hadn't been so lazy to react. You should have visited a hospital immediately. Rabies is no joke; don't be negligent with your health in future.

You're a bit late posting here. Get to the hospital yesterday!! Instead of talking tough and wasting time here, better get your keyboard warrior a$$ to a hospital soonest. Does this pseudoscientific nonsense make you feel safe and/or immortal?

Ko Samui is a secret island? And a gem? That takes misleading marketing flimflam to a whole new level!

Now he can finally buy himself some decent clothes.

Then why did you click on this story and read it? Hmmm ...

That's more than I need to know. Good that things have been getting back to normal in hi-so resort Pattaya.

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Didn't you read the OP? Read it again.

There are subtler, quieter ways to clear up the dog pest in your neighbourhood. I'm not getting into details here .....

So the dog has been quiet ever since. Good.

When is your book coming out?

Dumping his idiot girlfriend would provide better luck.

Definitely a drowning. Case closed

And that would imply no crucial fingerpointing session at the police station and the con men thus being let off. A shame.