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So that you'll understand.

Our keyboard warrior is back!! Seriously, Mr Tough Guy ..... it's best not to encourage other people to get into fights. While you're excitedly hiding behind a tree watching the fight take place, the OP could get himself seriously hurt if the older son loses face, or resorts to weapons, or returns with his friends. You're not living in a Steven Seagal fantasy where an obese middle-aged guy beats up everyone -- this is Thailand.

Take some time out, have some quiet time by yourself, and contemplate the wrong direction your life has taken you so far. One of your most awful comments.

In Indonesia I was once offered a plate of nazi goreng.

Well, then try listening to music in future, not to personalities.

David Brent started a fight? Transcript: "Me lager, Finchy lager, Gareth lager, sometimes cider. So, ........ What? Against karate?"

He looks like Fabio. What's cooler than that?

Thaksin and his cronies have shown their true colours ... again. ???? ???? ???? Power = money Money = power

They ain't fooling nobody with that name change. ???? We all know who are responsible for spreading this monkey AIDS.

Too many good books. Too many interesting places to travel. Too many funny, original and smart people to reach out too. Too many cute ladies in Thailand and the rest of the Far East. Use your imagination! You come across as mind-numbingly boring and just baiting us with your replies to cure your boredom.

Nearly happened to me once. With a Thai friend bought a bunch of longkong, plumped it down on a table and a scorpion with longkong camouflage crawled out.

I submitted mine Thursday last week too (due 27 July), but still no response so just resubmitted my application a few minutes ago. No idea why approval is taking so long this time.

Was he floating in the sea with his pet kangaroo and wearing thongs and a singlet? If not, he was Austrian.

You met one Filipina and then decided that all Filipinas/Filipinos are friendly? Sample size is important, avoid jumping to conclusions, never be gullible.

Intentional sabotage by an ex-lover?

First ask her how many dating apps she uses and which of her other foreign boyfriends can send her money & how much.

Indeed!!

No, definitely a suicide.

A foreign man? Blame Johnny Foreigner again. Anyway, the skinny wimp looks like a bitch ... and reacted like a bitch to a feeble insult.

Don't use the post office for anything. So much gets stolen by staff.

I've seen this Leduc fella before in news articles. He's a lethwei (Burmese style) boxer and an absolute nutcase. So this delicate flower ate some non-Canadian food and nearly died. Poor thing. Then he whinges about a Thai conspiracy to poison and kill him. Quite pathetic.

You can't be serious! (In John McEnroe's loudest shriek) He doesn't show you any respect nor gratitude, because he has correctly identified you as a cuckold and an ATM. He'll keep satisfying your wife and plucking money off you like feathers of a chicken. You agreed to be in an open relationship. Live with the consequences -- or move out.

Why is it always those Africans? Now it's an African elephant, possibly on a visa overstay and living off sugar cane, bananas and romance scams on the side, without a work permit. Police better get to the bottom of this and deport.

... and with the Pattaya Brits

His application for Big Willy was rejected as obscene.