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Why did the not Duck cross the road
To prove that he was not a Chicken!
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I had a friend who could only do things spontaneously
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We called him Oliver Sudden
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90.427% of bald people still own a comb.
They just can’t part with it.
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My mom just found out I replaced her bed with a trampoline
She hit the roof
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What happened when a Jelly Donut crossed the road?
It caused a traffic jam
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I hired a handyman and gave him a to-do list. When I got home only items 1, 3, and 5 got done.
Turns out he only does odd jobs.
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A native puts his ear to the ground and says Bison come.
a cowboy says thats amazing how do you know that.
native replies ear stickyThink about it!
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I put my phone under my pillow last night....
When I woke up it was gone and there was a £2 coin in it's place.
It was the Bluetooth Fairy!
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Is my partner dissatisfied with my body?
A tiny part of me says yes!
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The bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
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As soon as the hospital made me put on one of those little gowns . .
I knew the end was in sight
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A musician I know writes songs about sewing machines.
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The insurance companies are warning campers that if your tent is stolen in the night,
You won't be covered
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My friend said that he would bet me £500 that i couldn't steal a boat...
I decided to take a punt.
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The Indian restaurant my best friend works in are so secretive that he had to sign a legal agreement that he wouldn’t share the flatbread recipe.
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An Irish painter by the name of Murphy, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist.
Over a short number of years, his fame grew, and soon people from all over Ireland were coming to Milltown in County Clare to get him to paint their likenesses.
One day, a beautiful young English woman arrived at his house in a stretch limo, and asked if he would paint her in the nude. This being the first time anyone had made such a request, he was a bit perturbed, particularly when the woman told him that money was no object; moreover, she was willing to pay up to 10,000 pounds.
Not wanting to get into any marital strife, he asked her to wait while he went into the house to confer with Mary, his wife.
They talked much about the Rightness and Wrongness of it. It was hard to make the decision but finally his wife agreed, on one condition.
In a few minutes he returned. "The wife says it's okay. T'would be me pleasure to paint yer portrait, missus," he said. “I’ll paint you in the nude alright, but I have to leave me socks on, so I have a place to wipe me brushes!
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The inventor of autocorrect has died.
The funnel will be held tomato.
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I accidentally took my cats meds this morning...
Don't ask meow!!
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I hate the word "xenophobia"!!
it sounds so...
foreign
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“Two Irish lads were working for the local county council. One lad would dig a hole and the other lad would follow him and fill the hole in.They worked up along one street and then down the other. They then moved to the next street and did the same, working flat out all day without stopping.
One lad digging the holes. The other lad filling them in.
A passerby saw what they were doing and was amazed at the hard work, but couldn’t understand what they were at.
So, he shouted over to the lad digging the holes, ‘I don’t get it – why do you dig a hole, only for the other lad to fill it in?’
The lad wiped his brow and sighed deeply, ‘Well, I suppose it probably does looks a bit odd. You see, we’re normally a three-man team. But today the lad who plants the trees phoned in sick.'
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I got a box of Viagra teabags last night.
They do nothing for your love life but they do stop your biscuit going soft when you dunk it.
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4 hours ago, brianthainess said:
Its just that I have never seen the very small bottles, but the next size up would work fine, (but IMO to heavy when camping,)
The OP does not want to go camping, just for home use in case of power failure, don't see why a normal cooker gas bottle can't be used. That would last for months ????
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1 hour ago, brianthainess said:
I had one in OZ when camping 3 week on a small gas bottle around 4kilo but not sure those gas bottles are available here
There was a thread on here earlier listing some camper van/ motor home companies, sure they would know all about availability of fridges and the gas for them.
Any company supplying gas fridges would know about the availability of the gas.
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Have you considered a caravan/Camping fridge ?
These can be run on mains, 12vdc and gas.
A gas bottle would give weeks of running the fridge and you wouldn't have to worry a UPS having enough juice to last the blackout.
Just a thought.
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Euthanizing your dog at home yourself
in Plants, Pets & Vets in Thailand
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Plastic Bag over the head.
I've had a couple of dogs that were beyond any medical help and no vet would put down.
Held their legs incase there was any last minute twitching but they just passed away peacefully.
One lady dog had a very bad infection with half her rear end hanging out, and was lying in her own mess with those biting red ants all over her.
Yet the vet would do nothing.
I am an animal lover and hate to see any unnecessary suffering in any creature.