Beachcomber

It doesn’t matter if you’re rich or poor. At the end of the day . . . it’s night.

I just got thrown out of my local park for arranging the squirrels by height… Apparently, they didn’t like my critter sizing.

Which country is the largest weapons supplier of the Ukraine? Russia ! ! !

The Egyptians claim there are no crocodiles in their country !!!! I think they're in de Nile.

How do you make the number one disappear? You just add a G and then it's Gone.

The Federal Bureau of Political Correctness and Emotional Sensitivity has unveiled it's first fully approved public statue in the central park. The un-sulpted, un-engraved, un-dedicated plain marble block was titled 'Memorial to Everything and Anything'. This sparked an immediate protest from groups of people who hate everything and anything with demand to have the statue removed.

That must be one of the most stupid posts ever. Even for this forum this has got to be up in the top of the list of most stupid posts.

Sail has priority over power doesn't it ? I hope you made a strong complaint to the Navy and demanded compensation for you broken tiller

I'm an Elvis fan and with Tom Hanks in the lead role it should have been good. Very disappointing???? Tom Hanks make up was pretty good though.

Buy an MP3 player with ear buds and download some audio books to listen too. Works better than counting sheep ????

Are you sure its rust? My neighbor has a similar problem and what looks like rust is actually the glue from sticking the insulating stuff. Those roof sheets are usually made from non-rust metal. Just a thought.

You are welcome, "Steam Pressure Relief Valve" is not a phrase that readily springs to mind. In your situation things are not so bad. The Hot water unit actually is not sealed even though the tap at the sink is closed. The inlet pipe is still open and theoretically, any build up of steam from a faulty unit could have a relief route pushing the water in the inlet pipe all the way back to the village supply, relieving the pressure in your unit. Don't know how your neighbors would feel about having hot steaming water coming out of their cold tap. ????