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What Rand thought the home computer would look like 50 yr ago.

Yes, it's me again looking for good times for my aunuban children at AMEC. Any ideas as to how I can rent an inflatable slide or swimming pool for a month?

Sorry mam, only got one inflatable, and she ain't for rent.

Looking for a nice area in the mountains for a weeks stay for a family of 3.

Someone suggested Nan. Any inofrmation about Nan and specific places to stay there?

Any recomendations are welcome.

Thank you all.

Yes, Nan is nice, only place with mountains, i recommend u go there.

30,000 a month for eggs. How much could he make if he did it full time????

Don,

CAT has a wirless service, but have to be within 3k of one of them big red and white towers, if cat has microwave on it.

Check with them, a block east of chiangrai condotel, half block north, a one way- up a short hill to the international tele

office. Wireless is the future, screw these phone lines, they get cut, bad spices, rain affects them, etc.. good luck

>Subject: FW: YEAR'S BEST (ACTUAL) HEADLINES OF 2007

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>Crack Found on Governor's Daughter

>[imagine that!

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>Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

>[No, really?]

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>Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

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>Now that's taking things a bit far!

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>Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

>[Not if I wipe thoroughly!]

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>Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

>[What a guy!]

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>Miners Refuse to Work after Death

>[No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!]

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>Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

>[see if that works any better than a fair trial!]

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>War Dims Hope for Peace

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>If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

>[You think?]

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>Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

>[Who would have thought!]

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>Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

>[They may be on to something!]

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>Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

>[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]

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>Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

>[he probably IS the battery charge!]

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>New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

>[Weren't they fat enough?!]

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>Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas

>in Spacecraft

>[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]

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>Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

>[Taste like chicken?]

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>Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

>[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

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>Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

>[boy, are they tall!]

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>And the winner is....

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>Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

There is a shop about 200m N of the Menglia statue on the east side. It sells steel, castors, nuts and bolts, etc, might be a place to look.

Chownah is correct.

What kind of springs u looking for-watch springs, bed springs, leaf springs, tie to your feet springs-????

Does anyone know of a springworks in Chiang Rai, or somewhere fairly close.?

I'm also after a good quality carpenters vise. thanks

Am i the only dummy here, that doesn't know what a "springworks" is????

Just curious, as it doesn't affect me down here, but can you guys go to Chiang Mai and get a new passport at the US consulate there or do you have to travel to Bangkok as well?

Can apply for new passport at consulate. Prob goes pouch BKK, then pouch DC. Can return in 2 week for pick up.

Men's answer to Maxine

I knew it was going to happen, but we just didn't know when. Here it is! Men's answer to Maxine

MAX

Men strike back!

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened when she brings it.

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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

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Why do women have smaller feet than men?

It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows

Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."

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How do you fix a woman's watch?

You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

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Why do men pass gas more than women?

Because women can't shut up long enough to

Build up the required pressure.

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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.

It's called a Wedding Cake.

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Why do men die before their wives?

They want to.

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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.

Then God created Man and rested.

Then God created Woman.

Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

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I swear I heard a crow cawing yesterday.....I looked but didn't see it.

In Thai a pen is called a crows mouth....this makes me think that they have crows here.

Chownah

Are you digging are new moderator again, read the rules, they are ..................

Bird wise, no crows here, only Ravens-not, but i like the who, who birds.

Mary had a little lamb, and spoiled the whole nativity scene.

i am confused now, didn't they nail santa to the cross Easter time

Is the animal bone place you´re talking about perhaps Tawan Duchanee´s place in Nang Lae, north of Chiang Rai town?

It is also known as the "black temple" This artist is definitely on the dark side, but sells his big stuff for big bucks.. He shut off access from CRU, and it is hard to explain how get there. If he is there, u usually cant look at his bones and stuff.

I never thought I'd miss Nixon.

Churches only worship the prophet margin.

Don't believe everything you think.

Without geometry, life is pointless.

Stable relationships are for horses.

I thought I was indecisive; now I'm not so sure.

When life hands you gators, make Gatorade.

I feel better after I wine a little.

I would rather hunt with Dick Cheney than drive with Ted Kennedy.

When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.

Custer wore an Arrow shirt.

I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian!

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. DON'T DRINK AND DERIVE!

I didn't believe in reincarnation in my last life, either!

Excess is never too much in moderation.

Help your local Search & Rescue. Get lost!

Say "NO" to drugs. That will bring the prices down.

When you do a good deed, get a receipt in case heaven is like the IRS.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Jesus loves you! Everybody else thinks you're a jerk.

Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl.

Procrastinate now.

Rehab is for quitters.

* All great discoveries are made by mistake.

You forgot O'toole's axion on Murphy's laws. He sad Murphy was an optimist.

only the cats have 4 legs .... ? what about the kittens ?? ..... and the girls are they normal girls ....... ? or tripods?

and as Irish says ....... how many hangers on on the bus ?

or if you want me to be sensible ...

7 girls x 7 bags = 49 bags

49 bags x 7 cats each = 343 cats

343 cats x 4 legs each = 1372 cat legs

343 cats x 7 kittens = 2401 kittens

2401 kittens x 4 legs = 9604 kitten legs

7 girls x 2 legs = 14 girls legs

1372 cat legs + 9604 kitten legs + 14 girls legs = 10990 legs.

If there is also a driver there would be 10992 legs ++++++ other hangers on ?

edit: not including the legs of any of the seats or benches either. AND if it is in Thailand the driver was probably legless anyway!!

10990 is the correct answer

there is no additional bus driver, who said it was moving, or one of them can drive.

no correct answer yet.

TEST YOUR MATHS

-There is a bus with 7 Girls

-Each girl carries 7 bags

-Inside each bag there is 7 cats

-Every cat has 7 kittens

-All cats have 4 legs each

Question: How many legs are in the bus?

will check back later

The important thing before you send your float aways is that you tell "Mother of water" that you are sorry for doing bad to her water like peeing in it, making it dirty etc etc and then you thank her for giving you water to drink, water to give to your rice, your vegetables, your flowers etc.

It is really a beautiful ceremeny!

Happy Loi Kratong!

I thought the kratongs were supposed to carry your troubles and problems away, not apoligise for peeing in her.

An early televised basball game became very lopsided so the camera started panning the crowd and found a couple kissing.

Dizzy Dean said to PeeWee Reece: "Looks like he is kissing her on the strikes, and she is kissing him on the balls"