mumbojumbo

Supposed to be new Tesco open in Mai Chun next mo., maybe it will be a good one, not like Mai Sai?

Yayto is right. Why do we have to have a non local to moderate us? They dont know our community.

I vote Taxi Joe to be our new Moderator.

Ask yourself: Am I Gay?

1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay.

It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent

the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah

diet.

2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo.

A cat is like a dog,but gay -- it grooms itself constantly but never

scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and

whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog...

'Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!' Now think about

how you call a cat...'Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!' Jeeezus, you're fit

to be framed, you're so gay.

3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such

nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on BBQ

ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet, Anything

else and you are in training and undeniably a fag.

4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking

lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his

bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.

5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee. A straight man will

never be heard ordering a 'Decaf Soy Latte'. If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte

to your lips, you've had a man there, too.

6. If you know more than six names of non standard colors or four different

types of dessert other than ice cream and pie, you might as well be handing

out free ass passes. A real man doesn't have memory space in his

brain

to remember all of that crap.

If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a 'fressier' is you're gay.

And if you can name ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you are

faggadocious.

7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to

tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a

slow-ass driver or to cut the jerk off. The rest of the time he needs that

hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, or hold his beer.

8 . If you do not send this off to all the males on your email list because

you are afraid of hurting their feelings then you are definitley on the

verge on being a fudgepacker.

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Becuase the gov. could call and call it off before the plunger is hit.

Libya is envious.

Please ban him again, the only funny in his jokes are his title subs.

Be ironic if Burma became democratic before .......

Wouldn't it though.. ROTFLMAO

Never happen, when the military gets control, they have a hard time releasing. Who is control here? Burma can call

themselves the "Democratic state of Myanmar" , just like Laos does, but it doesn't mean squat poop.

A few years ago i took an Isaan holiday, and one of the towns i enjoyed was Sakon Nakhorn.

Questions:

Many frarang live there?

Is there a superstore there?

internet connection ok?

any other info be appreciated.

Thanks in advance.

youtube is back

Hi guys

I know there is post in other thread regarding about opening bank account. I'm trying to open bank account in chiangrai but having problem. the bank said i need a work permit.

The bank i try are as followed:

Chiangrai Town Big C - Bangkok bank

Theong Town - Thai military bank

Anyone have problem opening account within chiangrai recently?

I have open a bank account few yrs ago but now i hear the new rules said u cant unless u have a work permit.

If anyone did manage to open a bank account recently, pls advice which bank did u try to open and with internet banking account also.

Cheers

Bahnoo

Try Kasikorn bank (old Thai Farmers)

To take over 2nd position would put you in second position!

I saw in the Bangkok Post a few days ago that an archaeologist claimed to have found coins dated 107BC, what are you thoughts on this one?

I bought 1799 US silver dollars dug out of the sewer a while back

the one about the quack is a myth

http://www.snopes.com/critters/wild/duckecho.asp

anyone know how many casinos are near mae sai?

Two-one in Tachelik (sp) and one by the Golden Triangle.

Quite frankly it is farcical to bring up the matter of 'loss of face' everytime some awful crime is committed. How can anyone equate these two acts even with a smidgeon of education.

This guy has been around for 32 years and getting cut up in a car park takes him to this level of madness

I don't profess the facts here but look at them.

A. We have a security parking lot guy

B. From the info, there was no robbery

C. There was no sexual contact (no rape)

D. There are people killed in Thailand everyday over the "face issue"

You call my claim farcical and i only have a smidgen of education. I think i spelled it correctly.

The "Face" thing is for real, and you should recognize it.

Don't let someone lose face in Thailand, even if you are a doc.

You want your kids to talk in Wales

You need to get the vet certs from your home country before sending and that will help

I found that during the big holidays, some round bomb/firecrackers are for sale. I load up on them, and the local packs

don't come around so much, but if there is a local bitch in heat=forget it.

this rental is an ad - and should be in the classifiedds section.

if allowed here, then I couldn't mind posting about a house I have available for rent.

mr brahmburgers

thank you for being so righteous and above board by pointing out the

error of my ways with regard to my post in your opinion being in the wrong section.

from a person that does not have a work permit but tries to have more fingers

in the pie than the pied piper your double standards when they suit you also compliment you.

if you wish to be so righteous and above board in the future may i suggest you show your friends in mae sai your web sites

You are both trying to rent a property you want to rent- don't understand the dif??

Good bye and good luck-stay in CM and quit meddling in our affairs.

Terribly annoying bird, called a Minah bird, and in Thai called "Nok eeyan." No way to get rid of them either!

Think your wrong on this one-a Minah bird is all black with a yellow bill that you can teach to talk

A very interesting read. Always appreciate the fruit of a good mind at work.

As for the negative posters, I am surprised you were willing to go public with that closed-mind mentality. You are the intellectual equivelants of "salad-dodgers"

Pavlov's dogs. Automatic reaction when certain people post. Welcome to the Chiang Rai Forum.

Why do you keep defending this man with these massive posts?? He has books out that say the same thing.

mumbo

I am looking for a good hotel west of Chiang Rai. Obviously I have looked on the net and found all the obvious hotels. But wondered if anybody in the forum with local knowledge had any more ideas. I have stayed at the Waterford Hotel/Golf club before in the area I am looking for. The reason I am asking is that dispite being a substantial hotel the Waterford hotel is quite difficult to locate when searching the net and not very well promoted, therefore just wondered if there are any more out there in the West.

Thanks,

Yorkie

Waterford Golf course is North East of Chiangrai, not West