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'Hits' implies a use of hands. The report states that he kicked her.

.......lost control, flipped and crashed into a traffic light pole...... .......lost control of the bus, causing it to hit the traffic light pole and overturn...... OK, which one was it?

But you should see one after it's swallowed a Portugese Man 'o War????

Catch one and eat it and you will get your answer one way or the other????

A misunderstanding. He ordered a bottle of Colt .45 malt liquor.

All he needs do is mark it 'No further action' and file it under 'Archive'

Part 2. Instructions for assembly using a Somchai stick welder should be in a waterproof envelope stuck to the underside. Torpedos will be delivered under their own power.

So, smoking weed does put lead in your pencil. ????

Constitutionally, i inderstand, they are required to declare their assets but don't hold your breath waiting.

Part 1?

I would never drink Australian engine oil.

My Albanian friends will really appreciate this. ????

It's a vampire school.

Yes, 'inferno'........'devastating blaze'.......'billowing smoke'......all absent.

If you believe it's fact you don't need evidence.

I say Sir. That's a bit below the belt.????

British Moslems reading their GCSE results.

CG impression of passenger greeted by smiling Grab driver free from interference by the airport taxi mafia. Had to be CG because no actual photographic image exists.????

Strange. I recently read a glowing report on Japanese seaood.

Presumably a swastika. But which way was it drawn? Left facing is a Buddhist symbol.

Very rarely, you can get the virus by having sex with someone who has it.

You can see them in many places in the country. Usually hand carved wood figures of buxom lasses painted in pastel colours hand raised in a wai gesture. The tree is a (Ficus Religiosa) much revered and used as backdrop to local shrines. I suspect that, in this case, someone has donated the figure and the tree has been wrapped in multicolour garlands over the years concealing the figure. The tree has grown around her and been 'discovered when the site was tidied up. The figure is very lifelike and quality like that is not seen anymore.

Which is........?

Someone had to hold the ladder.

Why no picture of Miss July? Was she inappropriately dressed?